We've Refactored To Microservices

Refactoring Overengineering Microservices Architecture System design Tech debt Monolith Distributed systems

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We've Refactored To Microservices

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OH MY GOD, look at what they've done to my beautiful monolithic dinner! 😱 They've taken what was once a glorious heap of mixed vegetables and LITERALLY DISMEMBERED IT into hundreds of tiny, isolated cubes! Sure, each little vegetable piece is now "independently scalable" and can "fail without bringing down the entire meal," but at what cost?! Now I need seventeen different microservices just to assemble one bite of what used to be a simple spoonful! The deployment complexity has increased by 800%, and the fork latency is THROUGH THE ROOF! This is what happens when the architecture team reads one Medium article and decides to revolutionize everything!

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