Linux From Scratch For Babies

Starting them young with kernel compilation and chmod permissions. That baby's first words won't be "mama" but "sudo apt-get install". The look of existential dread on the infant's face says it all - forced into the cult of Tux before even learning to crawl. In 18 years, that kid will either be maintaining the Linux kernel or in therapy explaining how they were compiling Gentoo before potty training.