The Sacred Cow Of Programming

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The Sacred Cow Of Programming

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The sacred cow of programming – that mysterious piece of code nobody dares to refactor. You know the one: written by someone who left the company three years ago, held together by digital duct tape and prayers, yet somehow powering the entire production environment. The moment you even think about "improving" it, everything catches fire. So we all silently agree to just... back away slowly. No documentation? No comments? No problem – as long as it keeps spitting out the right numbers.

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