Is Cloud Flare Down Again

Ah, the classic "backups are overrated" followed by a complete national disaster. Nothing says "I told you so" quite like 647 government systems going offline simultaneously. And just when you thought it couldn't get worse, an SUV catches fire in the parking lot of the already-burned data center. It's like watching someone drop their phone in water, dry it in rice, then drop it in their soup. The cherry on top? The official in charge of "managing errors" decided gravity was the quickest way to resolve his ticket queue. Somewhere, a sysadmin who suggested redundant offsite backups is silently drinking coffee while watching the world burn.

Welcome to the dystopian future where Big Tech has finally achieved their ultimate dream: making you pay a subscription fee just to use your OWN computer! OpenAI and Samsung are now the RAM police, hunting down anyone who dares to run calculations on their own hardware without a monthly license. Got 32GB of DDR5 hidden under your floorboards like it's Prohibition-era moonshine? BUSTED. They're literally treating local compute like contraband now. Next thing you know, they'll be kicking down doors asking "Where's the GPU, punk?" while you're desperately trying to explain that you just wanted to run a Python script offline. The cloud overlords have won, and your CPU is now considered a controlled substance. Rent, don't own—it's the Silicon Valley way!

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