The Sacred "Don't Touch That Code" Doctrine

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The duality of programmer perfectionism is a beautiful thing to behold. Top left: spending 47 hours meticulously organizing virtual factories in Factorio with conveyor belts that would make Marie Kondo weep tears of joy. Top right: obsessing over system architecture diagrams until your eyes bleed because "IT MUST BE PERFECT." Meanwhile, bottom left: the actual code you're paid to write has security so weak it might as well be a "Please Don't Hack Me" sticky note. Password literally hardcoded as "Password"? *chef's kiss* Bottom right: villain from a silent film declaring "MY JOB HERE IS DONE" because hey, it compiles and passes that one test you wrote! The optimization is clearly happening in all the wrong places. But the code runs in production, so... ship it!

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The smiling man claiming "PROGRAMMING ISN'T STRESSFUL AT ALL" is actually Harold, who's only 22 years old. That's not a typo—his face just aged 40 years from debugging race conditions and fixing merge conflicts at 3 AM. The coffee cup isn't holding coffee anymore; it's pure anxiety with a splash of desperation. His smile says "everything's fine" but his eyes scream "I've seen things... terrible things... like production code without comments."

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