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Ah, the package manager paradox! Just when you think you've found the perfect one, you realize you're now maintaining nine different ones across your projects. That cute security owl is watching you frantically juggle npm, pip, gem, cargo, and whatever new hipster package manager dropped last week. The real question isn't which one is best—it's whether you'll ever escape dependency hell or if you'll just keep adding more package.lock files to your git commits until retirement. The irony of tools meant to simplify our lives creating their own ecosystem of complexity is just *chef's kiss*.

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This meme is peak developer drama! It's satirizing the endless Git workflow wars by creating a fake interview where a celebrity supposedly declares herself a "git rebase" enthusiast. The "skill issue tbh" comment is the chef's kiss - perfectly capturing that smug developer energy we all know too well. For the uninitiated: git merge vs. git rebase is basically the programming equivalent of pineapple on pizza - a completely innocent technical preference that somehow sparks religious wars in every dev team. Rebase fans think they're the sophisticated elite keeping commit history clean, while merge advocates just want to live their messy, honest lives without rewriting history. The juxtaposition of celebrity glamour with nerdy Git commands is what makes this so brilliant. Nothing says "I'm better than you" quite like claiming your Git workflow preference is simply too advanced for the peasants to understand!

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The holy trinity of OS frustration perfectly captured in a color triangle! Windows: "Nothing works well" because your printer driver is from 2007 and your registry is a haunted mansion. macOS: "Nothing works how you want it" because Apple decided you shouldn't have that feature, and who needs right-clicks anyway? Linux: Just "Nothing works" because you've spent 6 hours configuring your wireless card only to break your display drivers in the process. The beautiful irony is that no matter which OS you choose, you're just picking your preferred flavor of disappointment. It's like dating three different people who all ghost you in unique ways.