Your Average Side Project

Ah, the quarterly ritual of revisiting your own code from the distant past. First comes the shock and horror. "Why would anyone write this garbage?" Then the dawning realization that you are the criminal mastermind behind this atrocity. Twenty years in this industry and I still leave cryptic comments like "fix this later" and "temporary solution" that somehow survive three product releases. The best documentation is always that moment of clarity in the fourth panel when you finally remember what sleep-deprived, deadline-haunted version of yourself thought this spaghetti nightmare was a good idea.

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Looks like we've reached peak dystopia. Your git client is now serving ads for mobile games during commits. Next up: your compiler will pause halfway through to ask if you'd like to watch a 30-second video for extra optimization flags. Remember when our tools just... did their jobs without trying to sell us stuff? Those were the days. At least they're offering $20 off something you'll never buy, so there's that.

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Ah, the billionth GitHub repository and it's literally named "shit." Someone created a repo with the most eloquent name possible and GitHub's celebrating it like they just discovered cold fusion. The perfect representation of developer reality - for every groundbreaking project, there are 999,999,999 repositories of questionable utility. At least they got a cute notification with emojis for their contribution to humanity's collective knowledge base.