Born Just In Time For Digital Paperwork

slack vscode Software development Jira Office life Digital tools Tech dystopia Notion Figma Modern work

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Born Just In Time For Digital Paperwork

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Congratulations, you were born at the perfect time to experience the thrilling adventure of... tracking bugs in Jira, sending desperate emails in Gmail, taking notes in Notion, coding in VS Code, chatting in Slack, and designing in Figma. Meanwhile, our ancestors got to ride horses into battle and our descendants will get cool mech suits. But hey, at least we have dark mode.

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