JavaScript: Hell's Official Programming Language

Content The purist Don't code to live. live to code The over-focused guy The one who's never heard of Google What's the RFC email regex again? The multitasker Commit in progress Oh, an email! Hey could you get me a coffee? The RD addict So I came up with this new JS Framework for 3D rendering, and.. But I just wanted a basic form! The guy "working" from home Hello? HELLO?? Hello can you hear me? Yeah, I did commit something, I swear! CommitStrio.com

Just what we needed - protectionist programming! Nothing says "Make JavaScript Great Again" like banning all those pesky foreign libraries that actually work. Guess I'll just rewrite lodash from scratch instead of my actual project. And while I'm at it, let me reinvent React, jQuery, and every other useful tool because clearly my homegrown American code will have fewer bugs and security issues. Forget standing on the shoulders of giants - we're coding with bootstraps now! Next executive order: all variables must be named in English, and semicolons are now mandatory because they look like tiny American flags.

Content 6 mins 0 v I respect Ruby, but I don't like it. I like Javascript, but I don't respect it. Like Comment Share and 4 others Ruby is the girl you should marry, because she's sweet and good to you, but she leaves a little to desire. Javascript is the girl who always answers your drunk texts. For better or for worse. Always. Unlike Reply 13 2 4 mins Wow, that's entirely accurate. Like Reply Just now (Obligatory edit: This in no way reflects my actual marriage.) Like Reply Just now

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Content rAskReddit uccaarr123 1h Redditors that speak multiple languages, what languages do you speak in your dreams? Discussion Vote J 19 Share BEST COMMENTS Glitchwinkle 1h JavaScript Reply 4 17 KDY ISD 16m He said dreams, not nightmares Reply 4 Vote y