JavaScript: Hell's Official Programming Language

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JavaScript: Hell's Official Programming Language

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The eternal JavaScript paradox: someone thinks they'll escape it in hell, not realizing it was forged there in the first place. That's like hoping to avoid sand at the beach. The irony is that while you're trying to center a div or debugging why undefined is not a function for the 500th time, Satan's probably running a legacy codebase with IE6 compatibility requirements and no documentation. JavaScript isn't punishment—it's training.

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