The Art Form Of Uncommented Code

The eternal hierarchy of developer dependencies has been revealed! Frontend devs start with the classic "Hello World" because they're busy making things pretty for users. Backend devs skip straight to "Hello Server" because who needs humans when you have machines to talk to? But then there's the full-stack dev—the supposed master of both worlds—whose first words are inevitably "Hello StackOverflow." Because let's be honest, no one actually knows what they're doing; we're all just professional Googlers with impostor syndrome and a caffeine addiction.

The existential crisis of every developer who's been handed a massive log dump at 4:30 PM. Your manager casually drops 10,000 lines of server logs on your lap with "just find the issue before you leave" energy. Like sure, I'll just develop superhuman parsing abilities and skip dinner with my family. The best part? When you finally find the error, it's always something ridiculous like a missing semicolon or someone deployed to production on a Friday. Next time I'm just responding with "grep it yourself" and turning off Slack.

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