The Art Form Of Uncommented Code

The dating market is just like programming language preferences - chaotic and full of strong opinions. Regular folks are all over the map with their choices, but then there's Rust developers who've formed their own cult-like dating pool. They're so convinced of their memory-safe superiority that they only date each other, creating this weird parallel universe where "borrowing" has romantic implications. Meanwhile, the Java dev with the question mark is just standing there wondering why nobody swiped right on their enterprise-grade personality. Trust me, after 15 years in tech, I've seen these Rust evangelists corner people at meetups just to talk about ownership models... in both code AND relationships.

The classic "well, actually" moment that only a programmer could love! Someone innocently wrote "immersion had to point out their syntactic error. In programming logic, "a This is peak developer pedantry – interrupting a casual conversation about gaming to flex those operator knowledge muscles. The irony is delicious because while technically correct, they completely missed the human communication context. It's like responding "undefined is not a function" when someone asks how your day is going.

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole Replying to iamdevloper A journalist asked a programmer:- What makes code bad? No comment. 6:16 PM - 20 Jul 18 16 Retweets 71 Likes 17

Content My boss thanking me for fixing the bugs in production Me reverting my last commit

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