The Art Form Of Uncommented Code

documentation Technical debt Software development Code maintenance Code comments Coding standards Clean code Developer excuses Programming best practices

Programming Debugging Testing

10 hours ago 59,160 views 0 shares

The Art Form Of Uncommented Code

code-comments-memes, documentation-memes, clean-code-memes, programming-humor-memes, software-development-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The perfect excuse for writing completely incomprehensible code! Why bother with comments when your colleagues can just admire your abstract expressionism in Python? Nothing says "senior developer" like code that requires a PhD in cryptography to understand. Future maintainers should feel privileged to decode your genius—it's not spaghetti code, it's deconstructivist programming. Next time your code review gets rejected, just tell them they're philistines who don't appreciate fine art. Your variable naming convention isn't "confusing"—it's avant-garde.

More Like This

I'm a bad azz programmer.

Programming

2 years ago 6.3K views 0 shares

I'm a bad azz programmer. | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content don't use an IDE to write code. It'sslow and it'sfor kids. Juse vin with autocomplete, Inter, suntax highlighting, ctags, language server and other numerous plugins to get things done quickly.

Found this on Twitter.

Programming Javascript Java Frontend Backend

2 years ago 15.9K views 0 shares

Found this on Twitter. | javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, coder-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content MEMBER THIS 15 MY FAVORITE LANGUAGE javascript redcoders "11" 1 "111" "11" - 1 10 SRGRAFO

Exception on line x

Programming

2 years ago 7.7K views 0 shares

Exception on line x | computer-memes, exception-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content WE GOT HERE WITH A COMPUTER LESS POWERFUL THAN YOUR CELL PHONE And you can't figure Out what's happening on Line 37

I can finally consider myself a real software engineer!

Programming

4 months ago 5.8K views 0 shares

I can finally consider myself a real software engineer! | software-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content GENTLEMEN, IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU THAT I'VE BEEN APPROACHED BY AFRIEND, WITH A GAME IDEA

AI (right) tries to understand a joke

Programming

3 years ago 6.8K views 0 shares

AI (right) tries to understand a joke | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Paper Author (human) Generative BST 2.7B Horses go to hayvard... get it? No, I don't get it. Can you explain it to me like I'm five? Well, Harvard is a school for humans, and horses eat hay... Yes, I know that. But what does that have to do with the joke? I'm so confused. Do you know what hay is? Yes, it's a type of grain. I just don't see how that's relevant to the joke Do you know what horses are? Yes, they are domesticated animals that have been bred over millennia for various purposes. Do you know what Harvard is? Yes. It's a university in Boston, Massachusetts, in the United States. So, what is Hayvard? I'm not sure, but I do know that it's located in Cambridge No, it isn't a real place. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Thank you for informing me of that. It's like a bad pun. Some people think it's funny. I see. Well, at least I learned something new today. Have a great day! What did you learn? 1 learned that Boston University is in the Boston metropolitan area, which I did not know.

What type of programmer are you ? Well, let me guess :D

Programming

2 years ago 7.0K views 0 shares

What type of programmer are you ? Well, let me guess :D | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content The 3 stages of Programmer Young and dumb Motivated and hopeful Fuck everyone and everything