The Art Form Of Uncommented Code

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The Art Form Of Uncommented Code

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The perfect excuse for writing completely incomprehensible code! Why bother with comments when your colleagues can just admire your abstract expressionism in Python? Nothing says "senior developer" like code that requires a PhD in cryptography to understand. Future maintainers should feel privileged to decode your genius—it's not spaghetti code, it's deconstructivist programming. Next time your code review gets rejected, just tell them they're philistines who don't appreciate fine art. Your variable naming convention isn't "confusing"—it's avant-garde.

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