If It's Stupid And It Works, It Ain't Stupid

Ah, the eternal optimism of management thinking AI will magically fix broken developers. Spoiler alert: if you couldn't code before, ChatGPT just helps you generate bugs with more confidence. It's like giving a better shovel to someone who's digging in the wrong spot – you're just hitting bedrock faster. The real 10x developer move is knowing when to not use AI and actually understand what you're building.

Claiming to know C++ is like claiming you can bend the Matrix. Sure, Neo thought he was special until Morpheus challenged him to prove it. Then reality hits harder than a segmentation fault, and suddenly your program's memory is sprawled out on the dojo floor like a defeated rookie. The segmentation fault (core dumped) error is basically C++'s way of saying "You're not The One, you're just another programmer who forgot to check their pointers." Your confidence in memory management just got kung-fu kicked into oblivion.

When your game crashes so spectacularly that even the error message becomes entertainment. Nothing brings developers and gamers together quite like that special moment when someone says "I've never seen this crash. This is fantastic." The irony of celebrating software failure is the purest form of developer Stockholm syndrome. We've all been there—admiring a particularly creative way our code decided to implode, like a chef complimenting another restaurant's unique approach to food poisoning.

Ah yes, entering an ugly syntax competition with C++ is like bringing a knife to a nuclear war. The language that gave us std::vector<std::map<std::string, std::shared_ptr<AbstractFactoryImpl>>>::const_iterator has been traumatizing developers since 1985. It's the language equivalent of that friend who says "hold my beer" before doing something spectacularly dangerous. Template metaprogramming alone should qualify as a war crime under the Geneva Convention.

Oh, the FANTASY versus the REALITY of Linux gaming! 💀 That magical moment when you convince yourself that Linux gaming will be "just like Windows but faster" only to descend into driver hell, kernel panic, and the soul-crushing experience of typing "GRUB rescue" commands while questioning all your life choices! Proton status: BORKED. Missing dependencies? EVERYWHERE. And don't get me started on those LOWER FPS numbers that were supposed to be HIGHER! The betrayal! The DRAMA! Meanwhile, the Windows user just... plays their games. THE AUDACITY!

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