The Virgin If-Else vs The Chad Ternary Operator

Content Me yelling at my computer because my code isn't doing what I want it to My code doing exactly what it was programmed to do

Content Pato Molina patriciomolina Jan 4 Minimum Viable Product. EARTHOUAKE DETECTION KIT

The pinnacle of useless documentation right here. Just like when your colleague writes // increment i by 1 next to i++ but completely fails to explain why that Byzantine sorting algorithm exists in the first place. The real tragedy is when you return to your own code six months later and find comments like "Fix this later" with no explanation of what "this" is or why it needs fixing. Meanwhile, the actual complex logic remains a mysterious black hole with zero documentation. Pro tip: If your comments could be replaced by a fortune cookie message and provide the same level of insight, you're doing it wrong.

Content Me trying to hold back my smile when a senior dev tells me that the code I wrote is high quality. made with mematic

Ah, the classic bait and switch of tech hiring. You show up to the interview in your fancy suit (Tom from Tom & Jerry), answering questions about red-black trees and time complexity while sweating through your bow tie. Then six months later, you're in the trenches (buff Jerry), sleep-deprived, debugging legacy code written by someone who clearly hated humanity, chugging coffee at 2 AM because production is down and somehow it's your fault. The algorithm questions? Haven't used that knowledge once. But hey, at least you can tell your friends you're a "software engineer" while you're actually just Stack Overflow's most loyal customer.

Content (LAUGHING) (CRYING) Looking at programming memes Actually coding