The Virgin If-Else vs The Chad Ternary Operator

Code optimization Boolean logic Ternary operator Code readability Programming style Conditional statements Pikachu Syntax Clean code

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The Virgin If-Else vs The Chad Ternary Operator

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The virgin 6-line if-else statement vs the chad one-liner ternary operator. Nothing says "I'm a coding sophisticate" like condensing a perfectly readable conditional into a cryptic single line that makes future maintainers question their career choices. The sunglasses really sell it - "Look at me, I just saved 5 whole lines and only sacrificed the entire team's sanity." Next up: replacing all your variable names with single letters to achieve true programming enlightenment.

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