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Content 14:40 4 al a Tweet Brock BrockHerion 22h Tell me you're a developer without telling me you're a developer 626 17 94 783 1 Joe Previte jsjoeio Replying to BrockHerion 1 took down prod 16:37 121121 Twitter for Android

Ah, the classic "it's not a bug, it's a feature" taken to its logical conclusion. This meme perfectly captures the rage-inducing moment when your favorite app decides that the function you relied on daily was actually "cluttering the interface" or some other corporate nonsense. One day you're happily using a feature, the next day it's gone, and the changelog cheerfully announces it as an "improvement." The tank in the lake represents our sunken hopes and dreams of software that doesn't randomly amputate useful parts of itself.

Content A Common Mistake! A B2 Alice and Bob can complete a job in 2 hours. A C3 Alice and Charlie can complete the same job in 3 hours. BC4 Bob and Charlie can complete the same job in 4 hours. 2(A B C) 9 A B C 92 4.5 They take 4.5 hours working together. Mind Your cal Decisions But this makes no sense! When three people work together, it should take less time than when only two people work. But 4.5 hours is more time. So this answer must be wrong; the equations were set up incorrectly. pac1261 1 vear ado p 6 49K REPLY I work in software development, and everyone in that field knows that the more programmers you assign to a task, the longer it will take.

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Why spend hours implementing a Least Recently Used cache algorithm when someone else already did the hard work? Modern problems require modern solutions - specifically, the import statement. The face says it all: "You want me to reinvent the wheel? In this economy?" Nothing captures the essence of professional development quite like knowing when to code and when to leverage existing libraries. Work smarter, not harder... unless it's an interview, then pretend you'd totally write it from scratch at work.