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The eternal battle between Squidward (the seasoned developer) and Patrick (the well-meaning but clueless colleague) strikes again! For the uninitiated, F5 is the refresh key - the one frontend developers slam repeatedly while testing changes, hoping their CSS will finally cooperate. The joke brilliantly plays on the double meaning: being a "frontend developer" doesn't actually mean you're afraid of page loads (refreshes)... but let's be honest, after the 47th refresh when your div still won't center, maybe we are all a little F5-phobic. SpongeBob's panic is every senior dev watching junior devs confidently explain concepts they clearly don't understand during standup. "STOP IT PATRICK, YOU'RE SCARING HIM!" is basically code for "please stop talking before the client realizes we have no idea what we're doing."

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The dad joke that makes security professionals cry themselves to sleep. When someone asks where the IT guy went and responds with "He probably ran some ware " (ransomware), they've committed a pun so criminally bad it should be encrypted and held for ransom itself. Just like actual ransomware, this joke encrypts all joy in the room until someone pays the price of a courtesy laugh. Security teams everywhere are now implementing pun-detection software.

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