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Task estimation in software development is basically just high-stakes gambling with your career. "Shouldn't take long" is the biggest lie in tech, right after "we value work-life balance." The range between "an hour and 11 months" perfectly captures that moment when you know the requirements are vague, the codebase is a nightmare, and three different managers are asking for status updates. Meanwhile, the product owner is already telling clients it'll be done by Friday. Pure fiction, just like those story points we assign in sprint planning.

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Turns out your resume needs a section for "emotional damage sustained in tech." This guy's hiring process is basically "prove you've been traumatized by a startup implosion or don't bother applying." The perfect candidate apparently rage-quits, deletes Slack, and flees the country—all skills apparently crucial for writing good abstractions. The "trauma-oriented development" approach is just corporate Stockholm syndrome with extra steps. Next they'll be measuring developer productivity in therapy bills.