Anon Looks For A Job

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Programming Frontend Backend Webdev

6 months ago 105,281 views 0 shares

Anon Looks For A Job

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The tech industry's favorite paradox: entry-level positions requiring time travel abilities. That cat's face is all of us reading job listings that say "Junior" but demand years of experience. It's like asking someone to be a virgin with sexual experience. The hiring manager probably also wants 5 years of experience in a framework that's only existed for 2 years. Welcome to the job market, where logic goes to die!

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