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Rocks With Lightning: The True Nature Of Computing

Hardware Physics Programming Debugging

9 days ago 91.1K views 0 shares

Rocks With Lightning: The True Nature Of Computing

Your hacky code works? Don't sweat it. We're all just convincing rocks to do math by zapping them with electricity. Next time you're feeling bad about your janky workaround, remember that our entire profession is built on tricking minerals into thinking. And hey, if your solution is ugly but functional, you're basically following the grand tradition of computer engineering - flatten a rock, put lightning inside it, and hope for the best. Silicon doesn't judge.

C Is Becoming Python

C++ Programming

2 months ago 108.2K views 0 shares

C Is Becoming Python

Congratulations, you've discovered the forbidden C hack that lets you skip semicolons by exploiting the return value of printf() inside an if statement. Next week: removing curly braces by nesting everything in a single ternary operator. The irony is palpable. Writing more code to avoid typing a single character is exactly the kind of "optimization" that keeps senior developers awake at night. It's like building an entire automated system just to avoid getting up to turn off the light switch.