Nature's Warning Signs

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Nature's Warning Signs

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Ah yes, JavaScript. Nature's way of warning us that something might bite. The yellow JS logo sitting there among actual venomous creatures is the perfect evolutionary adaptation - bright coloring that screams "approach with caution, side effects may include undefined behavior and callback hell." Developers have evolved to recognize this warning sign, yet we still poke it with a stick daily. Natural selection at its finest.

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