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Ah yes, the classic "let me massively over-engineer this simple problem" approach. Nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like creating an entire utils file just to house that one sad, lonely function that converts a string to uppercase. It's like buying a mansion for your pet rock. Sure, your code structure might look impressive in the pull request, but we all know you're just trying to make those 3 lines of code feel important.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute GENIUS of this meme! 🤣 Each programming control structure represented by its perfect power cord equivalent: • if-else chains : Multiple dongles hanging off your laptop like some desperate octopus trying to connect to EVERYTHING • switch : A literal power SWITCH with multiple outlets (I mean, come ON with that perfection!) • while(True) : A power strip connected TO ITSELF in an infinite loop that would make your electrical inspector have a stroke • foreach : Power strips daisy-chained along the wall like some kind of electricity conga line • try : That chaotic rat's nest of cables we ALL have somewhere but pretend we don't • catch : A circuit breaker ready to save your entire house from burning down when your code inevitably fails And we all know that "Build Skip Tests" means we're bypassing ALL these safety measures anyway! Who needs error handling when you have deadlines?!

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