Git Push --Force: The Bridge To Nowhere

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Git Push --Force: The Bridge To Nowhere

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Nothing says "I'm having a great day" quite like threatening self-harm over a Git command. The beauty of git push --force is that it's basically telling Git "I don't care what's on the remote, MY version is correct" - which is exactly how you create merge conflicts, overwrite your teammates' code, and become the office pariah in under 10 seconds. The varied emoji reactions perfectly capture the team's range of emotions from "I feel your pain" to "you absolute idiot" to "wait till you see what I'm going to do to your next PR." Welcome to software development, where we're all just one force push away from a mental breakdown!

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