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Behold, the digital butterfly effect in its purest form. Some user somewhere is happily hammering that shiny "Generate" button because "ooh, pretty animation!" Meanwhile, the entire backend infrastructure is having a nuclear meltdown. Grafana's screaming red, MySQL's given up on life, Redis clusters have abandoned ship, and the poor DevOps folks are having collective heart attacks while Zabbix agent waves the white flag. This is why we can't have nice things. This is also why button debouncing exists, and why senior devs drink heavily.

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