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Dream Job Turned Nightmare
Javascript Webdev Programming Java
7 hours ago 51.2K views 0 shares
Dream Job Turned Nightmare
When the recruiter hits you with that classic bait-and-switch. That moment of pure joy seeing "high paying, remote job" with "latest version of Java" only to have your soul crushed by that tiny "...script" reveal. The emotional rollercoaster from "I can finally pay off my student loans" to "I'm about to debug 10,000 lines of spaghetti code written by 12 different interns" in 0.5 seconds flat. The recruiter probably thinks they're being clever too. "Technically I didn't lie!" Yeah, and technically I'm about to technically ghost this interview.

Python Developer (Java)
Java Programming Python Backend
20 hours ago 46.8K views 0 shares
Python Developer (Java)
Ah, the classic Indian tech job listing paradox! What we have here is the digital equivalent of ordering a pepperoni pizza but writing "vegan" in parentheses. This job posting is looking for a "Python Developer (Java)" in Bangalore - the Silicon Valley of India - which is like asking for someone who can simultaneously be a cat and a dog. Every seasoned developer has seen these recruiter masterpieces where they just throw programming languages into a blender. After 15 years in the industry, I can confirm this is how you end up with developers who put "proficient in Python, Java, C++, Rust, Haskell, COBOL, and interpretive dance" on their resumes. Translation: "We want someone who knows Python but will eventually force them to maintain our legacy Java codebase that nobody wants to touch."

Recruiters Be Like
Databases Programming Frontend
3 days ago 108.3K views 0 shares
Recruiters Be Like
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these recruiters! 💅 They're out here asking for candidates to "establish a database connection using CSS" which is like asking someone to bake a cake using a hammer! HONEY, CSS is for styling webpages and making things pretty, not connecting to databases! That's what SQL, MongoDB, or literally ANY database language is for! The tech recruiting world is a CIRCUS and we're all just clowns sending our resumes into the void! 🎪

Recruiters Know What They Need
Programming Devops React Kubernetes Javascript
9 days ago 73.0K views 0 shares
Recruiters Know What They Need
Job listings these days are basically a tech buzzword bingo card. Left side: backend technologies like Postgres, Kafka, Kubernetes. Right side: frontend stack with React, Vue, and Tailwind. And recruiters? They want you to be an expert in all of it . The painful truth every developer knows: companies post "entry-level" positions requiring mastery of 15 different technologies, 8 years of experience, and probably the ability to refactor legacy code while blindfolded. Meanwhile, the actual job is maintaining a CRUD app from 2012. The cherry on top? The salary is "competitive" – which translates to "we'll pay you half what you're worth but hey, we have free snacks in the break room!"

Recruiters After Seeing Senior Dev Resume
Programming
25 days ago 10.7K views 0 shares
recruitersAfterSeeingSeniorDevResume | recruiters-memes, recruit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SO, I CAME ACROSS YOUR RESUME I DO APOLOGISE

Not Easyto Findthatmany People
Javascript AWS php Python Java
1 month ago 125.5K views 0 shares
notEasytoFindthatmanyPeople | developer-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, react-memes, git-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, mongodb-memes, postgresql-memes, docker-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, redis-memes, mac-memes, kubernetes-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, cs-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] F Mayank Joshi dermayank Dear recruiters if you are looking for Java Python PHP React Angular PostgreSQL Redis MongoDB AWS S3 EC2 ECS EKS nix system administration Git and Cl with TDD Docker Kubernetes Thats not a Full Stack Developer Thats an entire IT department 352 PM 29 Jun 21 Twitter for Mac 1403 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 5532 Likes

Not Easy To Find That Many People
Javascript AWS StackOverflow Linux Databases
3 months ago 43.3K views 0 shares
notEasyToFindThatManyPeople | developer-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, react-memes, git-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, mongodb-memes, postgresql-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, redis-memes, mac-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, cs-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mayank Joshi dermayank Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer That's an entire IT department 3:52 PM 29 Jun 21 Twitter for Mac 1,403 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 5,532 Likes 17 :

Gotta catch 'em all
Javascript Python Java Linux Frontend
3 months ago 45.7K views 0 shares
Gotta catch 'em all | javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, catch-memes, git-memes, pandas-memes, scala-memes, numpy-memes, tensorflow-memes, oop-memes, flask-memes, hadoop-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, linkedin-memes, bootstrap-memes, c#-memes, spark-memes, keras-memes, jupyter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content my linkedin profile R, python, javascript, shiny, dplyr, purrr, ditto, ggplot, d3, canvas, spark, sawk, pyspark, sparkly, lodash, lazy, bootstrap, jupyter, vulpix, git, flask, numpy, pandas, feebas, scikit, pm, bayes, h2o.ai, sparkling-water, tensorflow, keras, onyx, ekans, hadoop, scala, unity, metapod, gc, cct, krebase, neo4j, hadoop. I typically ask recruiters to point out which of these are pokemon.

You Guys Really Seem To Like These Comics So Heres Another Ishamelessly Stole
Javascript Java Linux Debugging Frontend
3 months ago 29.0K views 0 shares
youGuysReallySeemToLikeTheseComicsSoHeresAnotherIShamelesslyStole | developer-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, marketing-memes, management-memes, bad code-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, ssl-memes, fix-memes, cli-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, documentation-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 7 CAROLE Donald in wrath: BY O toggl DEVELOPER LImBo- Goon SqUAD BEING AWAKE OUTDOORS. AT NOON (WITH NO ACCESS TO A PLAYSTATION) PEOPLE AND DOCUMENTATION. DOCUMENTATION MARKETING SALES- REALLY SUCKs. "YOU'vE ALREADY CODED HALF YOUR SITE? LESS WORK FOR US, AMIRITE?" TECHNICAL RECRUITERS "HEY GIRL, DO YOU KNOW JAVASCRIPT? CLIENTS "HANDS -ON " CLIENTS "MINOR CHANGES" FiXER SCOPE CREEP MANAGEMENT DONE TALKING ABOI SUNCHE IT DONESI DORIES USELESS MEETINGS BAD cODE TO LOOK AT YOUR OLD CODE LEGACY CODE TERRIBLE SOLUTION HOLDING EVERYTHING TOGETHER YOUR Res IDE INTERNAL AD- HOT ITERRUPTIONS YESTERDAY MTHICAL PLACE WHERE STUFF HAS TO BE READY, ACCORDING CAN SOME DATA YEAH IN A HURRY TONIGHT TO INFO FRO TOMORROW "ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING?" 7 CIRCLE HOPELESS PLACE A BROKEN COFFEE MACHINE MaRT VirKUS '17 TOGGL.COM

This Should Be Clear Enough For Recruiters To Finally Understand
Javascript Java Frontend Backend
4 months ago 15.3K views 0 shares
thisShouldBeClearEnoughForRecruitersToFinallyUnderstand | javascript-memes, java-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, ssh-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Javascript ava ProgrammerHumor io

Any Recruiters In Here
Programming
5 months ago 7.2K views 0 shares
anyRecruitersInHere | recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Tyler Maran TylerMaran buddy of mine is looking for work in the Al space. reposting for visibility PRENTONOS Sam Altman: 1st Open to work Lots of experience with Chat GPT

Get Me Out Of Here
Programming
6 months ago 7.3K views 0 shares
getMeOutOfHere | data-memes, date-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Recruiters in an interview when a candidate mentions a data structure discovered in 1962 and used exactly 3 times in history Lisan al-Gai