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Back To The Job Hunt

1 day ago 109.4K views 0 shares

The modern tech job hunt: excitement, followed by crushing disappointment. You think you've landed that perfect senior role after weeks of interviews, only to discover it's just another sophisticated phishing attempt to steal your identity. The real technical interview was the social engineering test you failed. Next time maybe try asking the "recruiter" to reverse a binary tree on the whiteboard first.

The Passion Tax: Game Dev Edition

Gamedev C++ Unity Programming

2 days ago 106.7K views 0 shares

Game devs staring longingly at the corporate jets flying by while their equally skilled counterparts cash six-figure checks. Nothing says "passion for the craft" like trading a decent salary for the privilege of implementing 37 different ragdoll physics systems that players will barely notice. But hey, at least you get to put "Created virtual horse testicles that shrink in cold weather" on your resume.

Do You Mean Unemployment

Golang Webdev Programming Frontend

10 days ago 169.1K views 0 shares

SWEET MOTHER OF CAREER SUICIDE! 😱 Searching for "go for ui" and DuckDuckGo has the AUDACITY to suggest "unemployment" as a related term?! The search engine isn't just returning results—it's predicting your ENTIRE FUTURE! Apparently learning UI in Go is the digital equivalent of writing your own professional obituary. The algorithm knows what happens to those brave souls who venture down this path—their LinkedIn profiles slowly fade into oblivion as they're consumed by bizarre component libraries no human should ever have to endure. The machine has SPOKEN, darling, and it's basically saying "abandon hope all ye who enter here!"

Where's My Job?

Programming

15 days ago 208.4K views 0 shares

LinkedIn tells you that you appeared in 367 searches this week, but somehow those 367 recruiters all ghosted you. The job market in a nutshell - companies desperately "searching" for talent while developers desperately search for companies that actually respond to applications. It's like a dating app where everyone swipes right but nobody messages first.

Full-End Developer

Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend Backend

18 days ago 152.2K views 1 shares

When you tell people you're a "full-stack" developer, but really it's just you doing twice the work with half the expertise in each area. The top image shows the clean split between frontend and backend roles, while the bottom reveals the disheveled reality of trying to juggle both simultaneously. Nothing says "I make poor life choices" quite like voluntarily signing up to be mediocre at everything instead of good at one thing.

What If Someone Got One From HP

Hardware MacOS Apple Windows Programming

19 days ago 126.4K views 0 shares

Oh, the corporate laptop as a job security oracle! 🔮 Dell = 3 strikes policy. Classic corporate America with its rigid HR policies. "Did you try rebooting your career?" MacBook = startup life in a nutshell. Your job security is directly proportional to the VC's bank account. Hope those ping pong tables were worth it! Lenovo ThinkPad = government job stability. The laptop that survives nuclear blasts and the employee who survives every round of layoffs. Both equally indestructible. And if HP had made the list? Probably "Your printer will jam before your career does."

The LinkedIn Notification Betrayal

Programming

22 days ago 127.2K views 0 shares

The CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT of tech job hunting in 2024! 😭 That heart-stopping moment when your LinkedIn notification goes off and for 0.3 seconds you think some company FINALLY noticed your existence... only to discover it's just LinkedIn begging you to pay for premium features! The emotional rollercoaster is UNBEARABLE! Your hopes skyrocket to the STRATOSPHERE and then crash back to earth faster than a production server during a demo. And they have the AUDACITY to send these notifications when you're at your most vulnerable - refreshing your inbox for the 47th time today while questioning every life choice that led you to this career!

My Powers Have Doubled Since The Last Time We Met

Programming Devops Debugging Frontend Backend

1 month ago 103.8K views 0 shares

My Powers Have Doubled Since The Last Time We Met

Startup devs are basically the dark side of the coding force. After two years of being the entire engineering department, security team, DevOps specialist, and occasional office plant waterer, you emerge with a chaotic skillset no bootcamp could ever teach you. Then you strut into a corporate job with your janky battle scars and unholy knowledge of duct-tape solutions that somehow work in production. The big company HR thinks they're getting a "Junior Developer" but what they're actually getting is a chaos wizard who's seen things no developer should see and lived to tell the tale. Your powers have indeed doubled—along with your caffeine tolerance and ability to fix impossible bugs with zero documentation.

Technical Writer: The Eternal Punishment

Programming Agile

1 month ago 153.8K views 0 shares

Technical Writer: The Eternal Punishment

Poor intern just discovered the eternal punishment that is documentation. That look of betrayal when you realize writing docs isn't a one-off task but a never-ending nightmare that will haunt your entire career. The innocence is gone. The rage is building. Welcome to software development, kid—where code is temporary but documentation is forever. And somehow always outdated anyway.

The PHP Job Posting Thunderstorm

php Webdev Programming Backend

1 month ago 170.8K views 0 shares

The job market for programmers in a nutshell! Everyone's turning down opportunities until someone mentions PHP, and suddenly there's a disturbance in the force. That desperate "for PHP" reveal is the programming equivalent of saying you need someone to clean portable toilets at a music festival. Suddenly the room goes silent, lightning strikes, and the only person left is that one dev who hasn't updated their resume since 2006. The rest of us would rather code on a typewriter than touch that legacy spaghetti monster.

It's Called Work-Life Integration, Honey

Testing Android Ios Programming

1 month ago 212.8K views 0 shares

It's Called Work-Life Integration, Honey

The beautiful irony of being a Mobile App Manual Tester who gets grief at home for being on their phone too much. Like, honey, I'm literally getting paid to swipe, tap, and break things on this device. That disappointed look you're giving me? That's just me finding edge cases in production. It's not addiction—it's professional dedication.

Real Recognise Real: The Great AI Career Divide

AI Programming Python

1 month ago 155.6K views 0 shares

Real Recognise Real: The Great AI Career Divide

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute CARNAGE of career trajectories! 2025 is coming for data scientists with a VENGEANCE! 💀 While AI engineers strut around looking like they just walked off a Silicon Valley fashion runway, data scientists are transforming into depressed philosophers drowning their sorrows at the bar! The AUDACITY of this career market! Remember when everyone and their mother was rushing to become a data scientist? "It's the sexiest job of the 21st century!" they screamed. Well, honey, the AI revolution waits for NO ONE. Those fancy regression models aren't looking so hot now that ChatGPT can do your entire job while also writing poetry about it!

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