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From Algorithms To Asking "Would You Like Fries With That?"
Programming
1 day ago 98.7K views 0 shares
From Algorithms To Asking "Would You Like Fries With That?"
Ah, the classic tale of the underemployed programmer. Four years of algorithms, data structures, and all-night coding sessions just to ask "Would you like fries with that?" When your IDE is replaced by a POS terminal and your deployment environment is now the drive-thru lane. The ultimate "it works in production but not in my career" scenario. Meanwhile, Silicon Valley tech bros who can barely center a div are making six figures. The irony is rich enough to clog arteries – just like the food being served.

The 1000th Ghosting Achievement Unlocked
Programming
3 days ago 82.7K views 0 shares
The 1000th Ghosting Achievement Unlocked
The job market's really out here giving junior devs the full Dark Souls experience. Four rounds of technical interviews, a take-home project that would take a senior dev a week, and then... *crickets*. The absolute exhaustion of putting your soul into yet another application only to be ghosted is perfectly captured here. The best part? Companies still wondering why they can't find "qualified candidates" while their ATS automatically rejects anyone without 5 years experience in a framework that's 3 years old. At this point, junior devs aren't even mad anymore—just tired in their bones.

When The Tech Recession Hits Different
Programming Algorithms
4 days ago 68.4K views 0 shares
When The Tech Recession Hits Different
Four years of algorithms, data structures, and sleepless nights debugging code just to be told your Computer Science degree is perfect for scanning groceries. That recruiter algorithm must be using Internet Explorer on Windows 95. At least the "This is a bad match" button is self-aware enough to recognize the existential crisis it's causing. Nothing says "tech recession" like getting job alerts for positions where your most advanced skill will be memorizing produce codes.

Come Work For PHP Hub
php Webdev Programming Backend
4 days ago 73.6K views 0 shares
Come Work For PHP Hub
The job market hierarchy in full display! First panel: hopeful programmer asking if anyone needs their services. Second panel: crushing rejection and existential crisis ensues. Third panel: suddenly someone needs a developer! Fourth panel: plot twist—it's for PHP and the dramatic lightning effects perfectly capture every modern developer's internal screaming. The ultimate programming food chain where PHP sits at the bottom of the desirability spectrum. Even desperate unemployed devs have standards! It's basically the equivalent of saying "I need someone to maintain this COBOL codebase from 1972 with zero documentation."

Start Your Career Before You Start Walking
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend
8 days ago 93.5K views 0 shares
Start Your Career Before You Start Walking
Start 'em young, they said. Gotta love those job listings demanding a decade of experience with technologies that have only existed for five years. This baby's already behind schedule! Should've mastered React in the womb and deployed a blockchain solution during naptime. At this rate, the poor kid will only have 18 years of experience by 20 - clearly unemployable by industry standards. Next week: "Python for Fetuses" and "Docker Containerization Before You Can Walk."

I Would Rather Die Of Thirst
Csharp Webdev Microsoft Programming
9 days ago 71.9K views 0 shares
I Would Rather Die Of Thirst
Crawling through the barren desert of job opportunities only to find two signs: one pointing to ".NET + WATER" just a quarter mile away, and the other to "NO .NET + NO WATER" 25 miles in the opposite direction. Some developers would literally dehydrate to death before touching C#. The desperation in that chat when they said "beggars can't be choosers" is the recruiter equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" Survival instinct? Nope. Tech stack preferences? Absolutely.

$50K A Year For Sys Admin With 7 Years Experience, LOL
Devops Networking Security Microsoft Azure
12 days ago 91.2K views 0 shares
$50K A Year For Sys Admin With 7 Years Experience, LOL
Ah, the classic tech industry paradox! A grocery store wants a sysadmin with Cisco certifications, Azure experience, VMware skills, on-call hours, AND the ability to lift 50 pounds... all for the princely sum of $23.80/hour ($49,504/year). That's like asking someone who can build a nuclear reactor to also flip the burgers at the cafeteria for minimum wage. The real cherry on top? "Occasional lifting" and "on-call weekends" - because nothing says "we value your 7+ years of specialized technical expertise" like making you haul servers around and fix the CEO's printer at 2am on a Sunday for less than what some entry-level developers make. This is the tech equivalent of "we're looking for a brain surgeon with 10 years experience who also does plumbing, for the competitive salary of whatever we found in the couch cushions."

I Love My Country's Job Market
Programming
19 days ago 79.6K views 0 shares
I Love My Country's Job Market
The global tech economy in one Spongebob meme. American devs living in cardboard boxes after their jobs got shipped overseas, while developers in India/Eastern Europe are living like royalty earning $15/hour. Meanwhile, the C-suite congratulates themselves on "optimizing workforce costs" while their app crashes in production because nobody documented the legacy codebase. The circle of tech life continues...

There Is No Point In Trying
Programming Webdev
21 days ago 62.4K views 0 shares
There Is No Point In Trying
HONEY, THE MARKET HAS CHANGED ! 2022 was the golden era when developers were literally DROWNING in job offers! SpongeBob and Patrick swimming in employment bliss while we're out here in 2024 refreshing our inboxes like desperate peasants! The audacity of tech companies to just... stop throwing money at us! I've gone from choosing between FAANG offers to considering if my barista skills are transferable. The tech bubble didn't just burst—it EXPLODED in our faces while we were busy planning which tech company's free lunch menu was superior! 💀

We Are All On The Same Gallows
AI Webdev Programming
24 days ago 70.5K views 0 shares
We Are All On The Same Gallows
The existential dread noose is tightening around everyone's neck! Developers think they're special snowflakes trembling about AI taking their precious coding jobs, while completely forgetting that translators, designers, and support staff have been dangling from the gallows of automation for months already. It's like watching someone panic about a tsunami while standing next to people who are already neck-deep in water. The irony is that devs are literally building the very AI tools that will eventually replace them. Talk about sawing off the branch you're sitting on!

The Road Not Taken
AI Programming Databases
27 days ago 87.1K views 0 shares
The Road Not Taken
Two doors. One leads to "Working on Real-World Projects" and stands completely empty. The other leads to "Next AI/Data Bootcamp" with a line stretching to the horizon. Everyone's rushing to become the next AI guru while actual project experience collects dust. The tech industry's version of a Black Friday sale – except what they're fighting for is just another certificate to add to their LinkedIn profile.

I Found A Job (That Costs $500 A Week)
AI Programming
28 days ago 60.3K views 0 shares
I Found A Job (That Costs $500 A Week)
Ah, the dream job has finally arrived. Not only do you get to work for free as a "Prompt Engineer," but you also pay $500 weekly for the privilege of... doing unpaid work. It's basically an expensive subscription to pretend you have a job. Next up: paying for air to breathe in the office. The recruiter probably thinks they're being generous by not charging for bathroom breaks.