Literally Mongo Sign

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Literally Mongo Sign

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The MongoDB marketing team deserves a raise for this brilliant wordplay. They've wrapped their message in JavaScript comment syntax (/* */) while delivering the database equivalent of "dump your toxic ex." Relational databases are so 1995—all those rigid schemas and table relationships. Meanwhile, MongoDB is over here like "it's not me, it's your SQL queries." The architectural ceiling even looks like a document database schema—chaotic yet somehow perfectly structured. Coincidence? I think not.

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