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Content Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxX: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxX: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling wellgonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxX: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht I'm keeping those

Content Elon Musk © [X) Subscribe @elonmusk According to the Social Security database, these are the numbers of people in each age bucket with the death field set to FALSE! Maybe Twilight is real and there are a lot of vampires collecting Social Security 8€ Age Range Count 0-9 10-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50-59 60-69 70-79 80-89 90-99 100-109 110-119 120-129 130-139 140-149 150-159 160-169 170-179 38,825,456 44,326,480 47,995,478 52,106,915 47,626,581 45,740,805 46,381,281 33,404,412 15,165,127 6,054,154 4,734,407 3,627,007 3,472,849 3,936,311 3,542,044 1,345,083 121,807 6,087

The eternal cycle of data format reinvention continues. TOON appears to be yet another attempt to make data more readable than JSON, which itself was supposed to be more readable than XML, which was more readable than... you get the idea. The kicker? TOON uses 154 chars while JSON needs 412 for the same data. Sure, it's more compact, but at what cost? Another syntax to learn, another parser to debug at 2AM when production breaks. The Rick and Morty reaction perfectly captures that weary sigh of "here we go again" that echoes through developer souls whenever someone announces they've invented a revolutionary new data format.

Content Net Developer Centric Consulting Apply On Company Site Do you have a passion for JAVA? Centric Consulting is looking to hire a NET Developer for one of our key clients. Our client is looking for a seasoned professional to make an impact on their team and personal career. This is a mid-level full time remote employment opportunity with our client. What You'll Do as a .NET Developer Build new features and write all kinds of automated tests for them (AngularJS 2 and REST services in WebAPI). Maintain existing features (ASP.NET MVC 5). Keep builds green (TeamCity) and deploy releases (Octopus Deploy). Help write scripts (mainly Powershell) if you enjoy automating processes. Come up with ideas. Learn, refactor, improve. Work in an Agile Kanban way in a remote team. What You'll Bring We want someone who likes to solve problems. You should enjoy taking on the hard stuff. Excellent communication skills are important - both written and verbal. Last but not least, you will, of course, need to be a solid Net Developer. We are looking for people with demonstrated capabilities with Net. The more experience you have with technologies and languages such as C, NET 4.5, WebAPI, ASP NET MVC 5, AngularJS 2, TypeScript, SQL, Entity Framework, the better. Centric believes the best solutions come from diverse teams. We strive to have an environment where everyone has an opportunity to be successful regardiess of their race, color, religion, gender, national origin, ancestry, age, disability, military or veteran status, sexual orientation or gender identity Centric Consulting - 30 days ago - save job - original job

Content Mat Velloso matvelloso Follow Dear parents, Be aware of the early signs that your child will become a developer Write the following words in alphabetical order the order they come in the alphabet) lABCDEFGHiJKIMOPORSTVWXI ... adie river fox pond pumpkin 1.. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. log gelop gl eiry fox chop 4:01 PM Mar 23, 2022 26.3K Reply Copy link

Oh. My. GAWD. The eternal war between "DAY-tuh" and "DAH-tuh" pronunciation has literally torn apart more dev teams than tabs vs spaces! 💅 The somber figure on the left represents the formal "DAY-tuh" camp, probably learned it in some fancy computer science program. Meanwhile, the absolutely THRIVING individual on the right is living their best "DAH-tuh" life! The pronunciation difference is basically a personality test at this point. Choose your fighter, because apparently how you say this four-letter word is your entire coding identity now! *dramatic hair flip*