marketing Memes

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of the tech world to co-opt "vibe coding" when Buttplug.io was over here LITERALLY making devices vibrate with code since FOREVER! 💅 They're not just coding - they're controlling actual vibrating hardware while everyone else is just talking about ~vibes~. The irony is just TOO MUCH to handle! When your open-source project for intimate hardware becomes an accidental trendsetter, you know you've reached peak tech absurdity. Buttplug.io walked so Gen Z coders could run with their "vibe coding" aesthetic. The marketing department they never hired deserves a raise!

Ah, the classic "technically correct but practically useless" graph! The Y-axis shows a tiny range from 3.18 to 3.32 GHz, making that 0.1 GHz difference (3.2 → 3.3) look like Moore's Law on steroids. Marketing departments be like: "BEHOLD OUR REVOLUTIONARY 3.1% SPEED INCREASE!" while charging you 50% more for your next CPU. It's the hardware equivalent of adding a single line break to your code and claiming you've refactored the entire codebase. The graph scaling is so manipulative it should come with its own LinkedIn profile specializing in "data visualization enhancement."

When your monitor claims to run at 169,998 Hz but the human eye can only see up to 60 Hz anyway. Congratulations, your friend just bought the Ferrari of monitors to drive it exclusively in school zones. That's like buying a quantum computer to run Minesweeper or hiring a Michelin-star chef to make you toast. The marketing department must be high-fiving each other for convincing someone they need refresh rates measurable only by scientific equipment.

Oh honey, you thought you were getting a REAL gaming laptop? *dramatic hair flip* The audacity! Nvidia's marketing department over here promising RTX 5070 with 8GB VRAM while what you ACTUALLY get is a glorified toaster with delusions of grandeur. The laptop opens up and SURPRISE - it's just a confused cat staring back at you wondering why you spent your entire paycheck on what is essentially a fancy space heater. The betrayal! The deception! The sheer DRAMA of it all!