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LLM Marketing Evolved

LLM Marketing Evolved
From using LLMs to create marketing materials to weaponizing them against themselves. It's the circle of AI life. Companies now build fake websites specifically designed to be scraped by LLMs during training, just so their marketing garbage shows up when users ask for recommendations. Diabolical? Yes. Effective? Unfortunately.

The Serverless Illusion

The Serverless Illusion
The classic marketing vs. reality gap strikes again! "Serverless" architecture sounds magical—like your code just floats in some ethereal digital dimension. Then you peek behind the curtain and—surprise!—it's just someone else's servers. It's like ordering a "meatless" burger only to discover it's just regular meat that someone else chewed for you. The shocked cat face perfectly captures that moment when you realize the cloud is just fancy marketing for "computers I don't personally have to restart at 3AM."

Server Go Brrr Behind The Serverless Curtain

Server Go Brrr Behind The Serverless Curtain
The greatest marketing trick the cloud ever pulled was convincing developers that servers don't exist. Turns out "serverless" is just someone else's server with a fancy API and a premium price tag. It's like ordering food delivery and pretending your kitchen doesn't exist because you didn't cook. The shocked cat face is every developer the moment they realize they've been bamboozled by buzzwords. Next they'll try selling us "codeless programming" that's just code hidden behind a drag-and-drop interface.

The Reverse Psychology Marketing Masterclass

The Reverse Psychology Marketing Masterclass
The most effective marketing strategy in indie game dev: publicly complain about your own success. First tweet: "why did this stupid jam game sell more copies than another crabs treasure im gonna crash out." Second tweet after 13,543 likes: "thank you ❤️" Classic dev move. Pretend to be upset about selling a million copies in 6 days while secretly refreshing your bank account every 5 minutes. The digital equivalent of "Oh this old thing? I just threw it together."

Apple Downloaded A CSS Filter And Called It "Liquid Glass"

Apple Downloaded A CSS Filter And Called It "Liquid Glass"
When you realize Apple's revolutionary "Liquid Glass" design is just backdrop-filter: blur(2px); CSS. Tech companies repackaging basic code as groundbreaking innovation is the circle of life in Silicon Valley. Next they'll discover the revolutionary concept of "if statements" and charge you $999 for the privilege. Meanwhile, frontend devs are just sitting there like "I've been doing this since 2017 for free."

All Apple Did Was A 3 Liner...

All Apple Did Was A 3 Liner...
OH. MY. GOD. Apple just launched their revolutionary "Liquid Glass" effect and developers are absolutely LOSING THEIR MINDS after discovering it's literally just backdrop-filter: blur(2px); — a CSS one-liner that's been around since the STONE AGE of web development! 💀 The AUDACITY to present basic CSS as groundbreaking technology while charging $1999 for devices to run it! I'm SCREAMING! Next they'll announce they've invented the revolutionary concept of... wait for it... MARGINS! *faints dramatically*

It's All Just CSS

It's All Just CSS
Frontend devs looking at Apple's fancy new "Liquid Glass" design: *puts on glasses* Yep, just a 2px blur filter. The magic of tech marketing vs. the brutal reality of CSS inspection. Apple announces revolutionary design innovation, and somewhere a web developer is thinking "I could've done that with one line of code during my lunch break." The emperor's new clothes are just backdrop-filter: blur(2px); all along!

The Hype Cycle Continues

The Hype Cycle Continues
Game devs announcing their new project while everyone's still salty about their last disaster is peak software industry energy. The crown just gets passed from one overhyped disappointment to the next while we keep opening our wallets like amnesiacs. Been in this industry 15 years and the cycle never changes—promise the moon, deliver a rock, then immediately start hyping the "revolutionary" sequel. And we fall for it. Every. Single. Time.

Who Needs Algorithms If You Have AI

Who Needs Algorithms If You Have AI
Marketing folks rejecting actual algorithms while embracing "AI" is peak corporate comedy. They don't want the nerdy math stuff—they want the shiny buzzword they can slap on everything! Never mind that AI literally runs on algorithms... but why let technical reality get in the way of a good slide deck? Next quarter they'll discover "machine learning" and act like they invented fire.

You Don't Get Unhinged Posts Like These In The Regular Software Industry

You Don't Get Unhinged Posts Like These In The Regular Software Industry
Indie game developers living on the edge of sanity and a ramen-only diet. This dev's marketing "strategy" starts with historical events, takes a hard left into OnlyFans economics, sprinkles in some Marx, documents getting shaken down by Discord mods, and concludes with what can only be described as "definitely illegal user acquisition tactics." The best part? This is probably tamer than what's actually in the devlog. When your marketing budget is $12.47, conventional wisdom goes out the window and pure chaos takes the wheel.

What Is Feasible Analysis

What Is Feasible Analysis
Ah yes, the classic "feasibility analysis" where marketing shows off vaporware while devs smile through gritted teeth. The image perfectly captures that moment when sales is demoing the "revolutionary AI-powered feature" that's literally just a mockup on a laptop. Meanwhile, the developer knows they'll be the one explaining to management why it'll take 6 months instead of the "2 weeks" that was promised. The universal language of tech companies: sell it first, build it... eventually.

The Duality Of Gaming Hardware

The Duality Of Gaming Hardware
THE DUALITY OF GAMING HARDWARE! On the left: the tragic aftermath of a Razer product meeting its inevitable doom - shattered into a million pieces after being dropped from a height of approximately 2 millimeters. On the right: the FANTASY marketing photos showing a pristine setup with RGB lighting that could probably be seen from the International Space Station. The gaming hardware industry's biggest lie isn't the FPS boost claims - it's the suggestion that their products won't disintegrate if you breathe near them while costing you a kidney and half your liver. But we keep buying them because CLEARLY our 0.002 second faster reaction time is worth the financial ruin!