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Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.

Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile. | programmer-memes, developer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, marketing-memes, program-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, manager-memes, product-memes, product manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DeSADESBY Kelly Kochanski, Phillip Remaker and Alec Cawley upvoted 2h Carey Aydelotte Follow humanish Sun Will software engineers ever stop being in demand? There are two schools of thought. Those with a background in business see developers as commodities and fully believe that programmers will program themselves out of a job field. The idea is that in some distant future, jobs like project manager, product manager, and marketing manager will still be critical but programmers themselves will be extinct as a result of the tools they created. X The other school of thought is hard to understand because the programmers are laughing so hard they can't talk. 13.4K views View 964 upvotes View 4 shares EDDEDERSE You, Phillip Remaker, Michael Jergensen and 7 more upvoted this 1 964 7 94 0 34 000

Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.

Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team. | web-memes, website-memes, marketing-memes, loc-memes, version-memes, search-memes, IT-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content James Mishra rishmishra Follow V Why did they call it "Airbnb" when they could have called it "localhost"? 7:44 PM - 29 Aug 2018 2,784 Retweets 13,300 Likes 175 17 2.8K 13K Tweet your reply Ben Kershner benkershner . 18h Replying to rishmishra Have vou tried Googling "localhost" in your search bar? 9 2 17 3 123 James Mishra rishmishra 14h Yeah it's this awful website that shows leaked versions of the web apps I write. I'm still working on sending them a cease-and-desist. g 17 12 449

You Guys Really Seem To Like These Comics So Heres Another Ishamelessly Stole

youGuysReallySeemToLikeTheseComicsSoHeresAnotherIShamelesslyStole | developer-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, marketing-memes, management-memes, bad code-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, ssl-memes, fix-memes, cli-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, documentation-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 7 CAROLE Donald in wrath: BY O toggl DEVELOPER LImBo- Goon SqUAD BEING AWAKE OUTDOORS. AT NOON (WITH NO ACCESS TO A PLAYSTATION) PEOPLE AND DOCUMENTATION. DOCUMENTATION MARKETING SALES- REALLY SUCKs. "YOU'vE ALREADY CODED HALF YOUR SITE? LESS WORK FOR US, AMIRITE?" TECHNICAL RECRUITERS "HEY GIRL, DO YOU KNOW JAVASCRIPT? CLIENTS "HANDS -ON " CLIENTS "MINOR CHANGES" FiXER SCOPE CREEP MANAGEMENT DONE TALKING ABOI SUNCHE IT DONESI DORIES USELESS MEETINGS BAD cODE TO LOOK AT YOUR OLD CODE LEGACY CODE TERRIBLE SOLUTION HOLDING EVERYTHING TOGETHER YOUR Res IDE INTERNAL AD- HOT ITERRUPTIONS YESTERDAY MTHICAL PLACE WHERE STUFF HAS TO BE READY, ACCORDING CAN SOME DATA YEAH IN A HURRY TONIGHT TO INFO FRO TOMORROW "ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING?" 7 CIRCLE HOPELESS PLACE A BROKEN COFFEE MACHINE MaRT VirKUS '17 TOGGL.COM

We call them Scrum Masters

We call them Scrum Masters | marketing-memes, email-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rmeirl uiamcoollife1994 22h i.redd.it Join meirl ghost ghostisposting how do i get one of those jobs that arent real where i send an email and then go to a meeting and then draft an email and then leave work and get paid 98,000 a year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy analytics coordinator supervisor of marketing and sales

You tell me

You tell me | marketing-memes, email-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rmeirl uJimbo072 11 h i.redd.it Beitreten meirl ghost ghostisposting how do i get one of those jobs that arent real where i send an email and then go to a meeting and then draft an email and then leave work and get paid 98,000 a year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy analytics coordinator supervisor of marketing and sales 4 11,0 Tsd. 477 Teilen

Buried So Deep Cant Even Breath

buriedSoDeepCantEvenBreath | development-memes, marketing-memes, management-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content THE PROBLEM IS THERE'S MARKETING THERE'S MANAGEMENT THERE'S LEADERSHIP THEN THERE'S 50 FEET OF CRAP THEN THERE'S DEVELOPMENT mgrip.com

Cheat Sheet For Managers

cheatSheetForManagers | code-memes, marketing-memes, bugs-memes, test-memes, errors-memes, bug-memes, machine-memes, rest-memes, perl-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, comment-memes, feature-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Programmer - Translation Guide What Progammers Say What Progammers Mean Horrible hack Horrible hack that I didn't write Temporary workaround Horrible hack that I wrote It's broken There are bugs in your code It has a few issues obscure There are bugs in my code Someone else's code doesn't have comments Self-documenting My code doesn't have comments That's why it's an awesome It's my favorite language and it's really easy to language do something in it You're thinking in the It's my favourite language and it's really hard wrong mindset to do something in it I can read this Perl script I wrote this Perl script I can't read this Perl script I didn't write this Perl script Bad structure Complex structure Someone else's code is badly organised My code is badly organised Bug Out of scope The absence of a feature I like The absence of a feature I don't like Clean solution It works and I understand it We need to rewrite it It works but I don't understand it emacs is better than vi vi is better than emacs It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war IMHO You are wrong Legacy code It works, but no one knows how X Cquit ESCIESCTC I don't know how to quit vi Suboptimal implementation The worst errors ever inflicted on humankind That can't be done It can be done, but it's boring and I don't want to do it No problem, people do this all the time. It's an easy fix. You might be the most idiotic person I've ever encountered Put that bug in the backlog Let's agree nobody ever mentions it again and with low priority ppl who do, will be shot These test environments are too brittle Proof-of-Concept Works on my machine. Have you tried restarting it? What I wrote Perfect solution How Sales Marketing are promoting it

Free As In Free Marketing

freeAsInFreeMarketing | marketing-memes, ide-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WE ARE AN OPEN SOURCE ADVOCATE COMPANY ALL OF OUR PROJECTS ARE UNDER AGPL ALL OUR PRODUCTS ARE UNUSABLE OUTSIDE OF OUR ECOSYSTEM AND WE ARE USING OSS FOR MARKETING AND FREE LABOURS ProarammerHumor io BEHONEST BE HONEST THANK YOU!

I really hope this feature goes to Production

I really hope this feature goes to Production | marketing-memes, google-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, feature-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content gaut Oxgaut Google Calendar, but it shows the cost of the meeting Traducir Tweet Marketing Sync Thursday, February 2 11:00am - 12:00pm Weekly on Tuesday, Thursday Join Google Meet meet.google.comkqv-cvap-hdu Join by phone (US) 1 617-675-4444 PIN: 359 209 497 0102 603.25 cost of meeting Send an Email Instead 3 quests 2 yes 1 awaiting John Smith (144.23 per hour) L Organizer Olivia Jones (144.23 per hour) Justin Mendel (84.3 per hour) Vera Katts (120.19 per hour) v Alex Jones (110.3 per hour)

The workflow

The workflow | design-memes, marketing-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What the Customer Described. How Manufacturing Installed it. What the Customer finally received. ProdrammerHumor.io What got budgeted. What Marketing Advertised. What the customer was billed for. What the Engineer Designed. What got documented. What the customer actually wanted.

Twitter stops paying for AWS, so Amazon threatened to... stop advertising on Twitter 🤣

Twitter stops paying for AWS, so Amazon threatened to... stop advertising on Twitter 🤣 | marketing-memes, aws-memes, google-memes, amazon-memes, cli-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, cloud-memes, spark-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GOOGLE AMAZON CLOUD Musk Delayed Paying Twitter's Amazon Cloud Bill, Sparking Ad Threat By Erin Woo March 3, 2023 4:06 PM PST Photo: Elon Musk. Photo by Getty. Elon Musk is running into an obstacle in his relentless drive to cut costs at Twitter: some of the same vendors that Twitter is squeezing to save money are also its advertising clients. As recently as last month, Twitter sales and marketing staff were told by their colleagues that Amazon had threatened to withhold payment for advertising it runs on Twitter because the social network for months refused to pay its Amazon Web Services bills for cloud computing services, according to two people familiar with the discussions. ProarammerHumor.io

We all need a Herbert in our life.

We all need a Herbert in our life. | development-memes, marketing-memes, security-memes, IT-memes, manager-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Marketing Manager Human Resources Manager Herbert Logistic Manager Communication Manager Interal Supervisor Security Manager IT Manager Project Manager PR Manager Product Development Manager