The Nuclear Option: A Database Tragedy

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The Nuclear Option: A Database Tragedy

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The perfect confession doesn't exi—

That moment when you casually nuke an entire database with a single command and then have to explain yourself in the most professional "I messed up but I'm still employable" way possible.

The real hero here is the 5-second pause before responding. That's where the developer frantically Googled "how to recover dropped database" and "jobs in different industry" simultaneously.

Prisma migrations: because sometimes you just want to watch the world burn without leaving your terminal. At least they owned up to choosing the "nuclear option" — which is developer speak for "I could have done this carefully, but decided chaos was more efficient."

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