Forget To Commit The Transaction

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Forget To Commit The Transaction

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OH MY GOD, THE ABSOLUTE HORROR! 😱 That gut-wrenching moment when your subconscious BETRAYS you at 3 AM and reminds you that your database is probably in shambles because you forgot to commit that transaction! Sweet dreams? CANCELLED! Now you're frantically coding in bed while your body is still half-asleep because those uncommitted changes are just SITTING THERE, ready to vanish into the void! The database gods are laughing at your pathetic mortal memory right now. Your coworkers will find nothing but chaos tomorrow morning, all because you couldn't type five simple characters before leaving work. C-O-M-M-I-T. Was that so hard?!

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