Enterprise Level C Code

Someone took object-oriented programming principles and decided to implement them in C using macros. Because apparently, C wasn't painful enough already. The code defines "classes" like SLOP3C_Pet, SLOP3C_Dog, and SLOP3C_Cat using preprocessor macros with FIELD, OVERRIDE, and VIRTUAL keywords. It's basically reinventing C++ in C, complete with inheritance and polymorphism, except it's all held together with #define statements and prayer. The execution output shows a dog named "Jake" and a cat named "Beef Stroganoff" (with the title "His Majesty") making their respective sounds. The real kicker? This actually compiles and runs. Someone spent real engineering hours building a janky OOP framework in C when they could've just... used C++. This is what happens when your enterprise architecture committee decides they need object-oriented features but refuses to leave C. Job security through incomprehensibility.