Family Life For Programmers

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Family Life For Programmers

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The eternal relationship paradox for coders. She's upset about being treated like an object, while he's literally offering to elevate her to class status. Talk about a communication breakdown worthy of a Stack Overflow question! In object-oriented programming, objects are instances of classes, so he's technically offering a promotion in the hierarchy. Sadly, his girlfriend doesn't appreciate the distinction between being instantiated versus being a blueprint. Marriage counselors should really learn programming fundamentals before taking on dev clients.

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