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Scratch At Home: C Programmer Edition
C++ Programming Debugging
10 days ago 75.4K views 0 shares
Scratch At Home: C Programmer Edition
When your kid wants Scratch (the beginner-friendly block programming language) but you're a C programmer with trust issues and a weird sense of humor. This madlad literally redefined curly braces and brackets with ASCII art, then implemented FizzBuzz with them. It's the programming equivalent of making a sandwich with a chainsaw because "it gets the job done." The worst part? It probably compiles. That's the real horror story here.

The Evolution Of Infinite Loops
Programming C++ Debugging
15 days ago 83.0K views 0 shares
The Evolution Of Infinite Loops
The evolution of infinite loops in programming is like watching someone slowly lose their sanity. First, there's the naive while(1) - honest work, gets the job done. Then the galaxy brain move: while(1 || !0) because why use one truth when you can use two redundant ones? But the final boss? That #define ever (; ;) for ever macro - pure chaotic evil disguised as poetry. It's what happens when developers get too clever for their own good and decide readability is for the weak. Ten years from now, the poor soul who inherits this code will be questioning their career choices.

How To Properly Troll Your Developer Friend
C++ Programming Debugging
1 month ago 103.3K views 0 shares
How To Properly Troll Your Developer Friend
Want to watch a developer lose their mind? Skip the obvious semicolon swap and go straight for psychological warfare. Adding #define public private to system headers is the programming equivalent of putting sugar in someone's gas tank. You're not just breaking their code—you're breaking their spirit . It'll compile fine but cause absolute chaos at runtime, leading to days of debugging hell while they question their sanity, their career choices, and possibly the fabric of reality itself.