Not Actually Structless

Behold, the desperate clarity of 5 AM coding. When documentation is just too formal and you need a method name that truly captures your state of mind. The best part? It's actually functional code that checks if the player is in the main menu or slaughtering enemies. Nothing says "I'll refactor this before code review" like a method name that would make HR file paperwork. Spoiler: it never gets refactored.

The existential crisis every new game developer faces when they realize their entire career is just figuring out how to make different shapes not pass through each other. After years of education and dreams of creating the next Elden Ring, it all boils down to "wait, is that box touching that other box?" and "why is this character's arm suddenly disappearing into the wall?" The veterans with the gun have always known the truth - collision detection is the real final boss that never goes away.

When you install a new game but forget that your gaming rig needs to compile shaders before you can actually play. That moment when you hit "Play" all excited, only to be stopped dead in your tracks by the dreaded "Compiling Shaders: 1 of 9378" progress bar. The betrayal! Your evening plans suddenly held hostage by the GPU equivalent of watching paint dry. And somehow it's always when you've only got a small window of free time to play. Those shaders might as well be compiling your disappointment in real-time.

The ancient GPU giving a thumbs up like "I'm not dead yet, suckers!" Nothing says tech necromancy like slathering fresh thermal paste on a graphics card old enough to vote. That GPU has survived four U.S. presidencies and still runs Garry's Mod without breaking a sweat. Meanwhile, it's googling "lossless scaling" like an elderly person discovering TikTok for the first time. "What's this newfangled technology? Back in my day, we rendered at native resolution and LIKED IT!"

The road to shipping a game is like that curved road sign that never actually curves. You're cruising along thinking "just one more feature" and somehow that finished game is perpetually around a corner that doesn't exist. Feature creep is the GPS that keeps recalculating to "5 more years away." Meanwhile your deadline passed three energy drinks ago and your team is surviving on pizza and broken dreams.

Game developers be like: "Core gameplay? Nah, I'd rather spend 47 hours coding a dynamic weather system that players will notice for exactly 3 seconds!" 🤣 The eternal struggle between fixing the actual game mechanics versus adding that one super specific feature nobody asked for but suddenly feels ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL at 3am. We've all been there - prioritizing shiny new features while the basic gameplay loop is still just "walk from point A to point B and occasionally press X."