Polymorphism Memes

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Oop At Home:
Rust Programming Backend
13 days ago 304.1K views 0 shares
Oop At Home:
Kid wants proper OOP with inheritance hierarchies, polymorphism, the whole nine yards. Mom says we got OOP at home. Cut to: Rust traits with their awkward const unstable warnings and verbose syntax that makes you question every life decision that led you here. Look, Rust's trait system is technically brilliant—it gives you polymorphism without inheritance hell. But let's be real: when you're coming from languages with actual classes and you see &self being passed around like a hot potato while the compiler screams about lifetimes, it hits different. The kid's disappointment is valid. That const unstable warning is just *chef's kiss*—nothing says "production ready" like features that might vanish in the next compiler update. Welcome to systems programming, where OOP is more of a suggestion than a lifestyle.

We Are The Same (But Different)
C++ Programming
5 months ago 353.3K views 0 shares
We Are The Same (But Different)
The ultimate polymorphic relationship! Both Perl and C++ are saying they can do one thing in multiple ways, but for completely different reasons. Perl prides itself on the infamous "There's More Than One Way To Do It" philosophy where you can write the same function 47 different ways (and each one looks like your cat walked across the keyboard). Meanwhile, C++ is flexing its polymorphism muscles where you can override methods and have different implementations based on the object type. Both are technically correct, both will give you nightmares during code reviews. The perfect programming language love story doesn't exi—

Four Pillars Of OOP: Visual Edition
Programming Csharp C++ Python Java
8 months ago 412.6K views 3 shares
Four Pillars Of OOP: Visual Edition
Saved $50,000 in student loans with this one weird trick. CS professors hate it. The meme explains OOP concepts better than most textbooks: Encapsulation: Veggies with privacy levels labeled. Private parts stay hidden, public interfaces say hello. Just like your code should work. Polymorphism: Spider-Men pointing at each other. Same interface, different implementations. The perfect metaphor doesn't exi— Inheritance: Father and son. Kid inherits dad's traits and probably his debugging skills too. Abstraction: Half a person behind a pole. You don't need to see the whole implementation, just the interface. Like most APIs we pretend to understand.