The Eternal Tech Distraction Syndrome

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Content Post SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecurity Subscribe I work in IT but I actually have no idea why software developers are in demand. What the hell do all these people even do? There are like 8 websites. 4:20 12 Apr 24 91.1K Views 70 Reposts 19 Quotes 1,592 Likes 154 Bookmarks 17 SwiftOn Security SwiftOnSecurity 4h Replying to SwiftOnSecurity I have never found a problem that can't be solved with Microsoft Access. Software developers are scamming everybody by just making everything look difficult. These people spend more time on their build chains and python environment than doing anything that benefits humanity. Q14 1712 371 1 16.8K SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecurity 4h The biggest scam about programmers is they barely program! They have these cheatsheets they pass around called "libraries" where the good programmers have already made the important stuff, and the normal ones just chain it together! Most of the code they run isn't theirs! 15 1725 436 la 18.7K