Procrastination Memes

You boot up Skyrim to finally finish the main quest. Three hundred hours later, you're a master fisherman with seventeen adopted children, three houses, and you've never even been to High Hrothgar. The dragons can wait—there's a legendary salmon in that river. Every open-world RPG becomes a side quest simulator. The main storyline is just that annoying notification you keep dismissing while you perfect your virtual fishing empire. Alduin destroying the world? Sure, but first let me check if this pond has any rare catches. The real endgame is always collecting every possible item, maxing out every skill tree, and completely ignoring the urgent apocalyptic threat the game keeps screaming about. Peak gaming efficiency.

Six years ago, someone had a revolutionary VR game idea that was basically "Destiny meets Pokemon meets Yu-gi-oh" and then... stopped after typing "You start with a base character." That's it. That's the entire design document. The cursor is still blinking there, frozen in time, waiting for the rest of the idea that never came. We've all been there—that moment of pure inspiration where you're gonna make THE game that changes everything, and then reality hits and you realize game design is actually hard. Or you got distracted by literally anything else. The fact they're asking if it "could still work" is chef's kiss. Like yeah buddy, just pitch "Destiny + Pokemon + Yu-gi-oh" to investors and watch them throw money at you. Who needs details like gameplay mechanics, progression systems, or literally any other information? Pro tip: Every game dev has a folder like this. Mine has 47 text files all titled some variation of "BEST GAME IDEA EVER.txt" with equally impressive levels of detail.