The Four Stages Of API Hell

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The Four Stages Of API Hell

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The FOUR STAGES OF API HELL, darling! 💀

First, you're ECSTATIC because you got a 200 response! You're practically throwing a parade for yourself! 🎉

Then the BETRAYAL hits - call actually failed but they had the AUDACITY to send a 200 with an exception stack trace buried in the response! The DRAMA! 😱

Next, you're playing detective with ZERO documentation, squinting at your screen like you're trying to decode ancient hieroglyphics! Sherlock Holmes could NEVER! 🔍

And finally, the ultimate insult - having to include the framework in your request body AS A HEADER?! What kind of sadistic monster designed this API? I can't even! This is why developers drink! 🍸

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