Priorities Memes

The Ultimate Waste Of Computing Power

4 days ago 206.7K views 0 shares

Spent your life savings on a 4090, 64GB RAM, and a 13900K? Congratulations, you've built the ultimate gaming rig that can run Crysis at 8K... only to use it for endless Reddit scrolling. The duality of tech enthusiasts—building nuclear-powered supercomputers just to browse cat memes and argue with strangers about tabs versus spaces. That RTX card's ray-tracing cores are crying silently in the background while you upvote the 47th "works on my machine" joke of the day.

Linux Developers Are Absolutely Wild

Linux AI Programming

18 days ago 134.7K views 0 shares

So Linux developers looked at all the pressing issues they could solve—security vulnerabilities, driver compatibility, UI improvements—and decided "You know what the world really needs? A Flatpak app to un-pixelate adult videos." This is peak open source: someone had an itch, and by God, they scratched it. Three-star rating though, so I guess the algorithm still needs work. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for my printer to work without sacrificing a goat.

Homer Team Lead

Devops Security Programming Debugging Testing

21 days ago 158.2K views 0 shares

The classic management hierarchy in its natural habitat. Homer, the team lead, doesn't care what unholy abomination the junior devs have unleashed—as long as production stays up. Necromancy? Fine. Summoning eldritch horrors from the void? Whatever. Just don't touch the uptime metrics. The true horror isn't what they raised from the dead, but the inevitable 3AM call when whatever they conjured finally takes down the servers.

Priority Is Subjective

Programming Rust Agile Debugging Testing

23 days ago 181.5K views 0 shares

Nothing quite like standing on the beach of responsibility while a tsunami of work priorities crashes down on you. Meanwhile, you're just there thinking, "But what if we rewrote everything in Rust though?" Every developer knows that critical bugs, customer requests, and pending tests are important... but have you considered the dopamine rush of starting a completely unnecessary rewrite in a trendy language? Sure, the codebase works fine now, but imagine how elegant it could be! The backlog may be crushing you, but that rewrite will definitely solve all your problems. Trust me, I've abandoned this exact project six times already.

The Ultimate Programmer Therapy

Debugging Programming Testing

1 month ago 178.8K views 0 shares

Nothing cures depression like a good debugging session. Ice cream? Nah. Back rub? Pass. But mention a computer problem, and suddenly we're teleporting off the couch with superhuman focus. The dopamine hit from fixing that one semicolon error is better than therapy. It's not a bug, it's a feature of our broken psyche.

Pixels Before Pals

Hardware

1 month ago 173.8K views 0 shares

The eternal struggle of priorities. Your buddy's in jail with a $700 bail, but that's exactly what the RTX 9070 XT costs. Sure, he might be eating prison food tonight, but you'll be running Cyberpunk 2077 at 120fps with ray tracing. Friendship is temporary, but gaming performance is... well, also temporary until the next GPU generation. But at least the frame rates will look spectacular while your friend contemplates his life choices on a thin mattress.

Portfolios Be Like

Webdev React Git Javascript Frontend

1 month ago 167.2K views 0 shares

Nothing screams "I'm a modern developer" quite like spending 8 hours implementing a Spotify API integration to show your current jam, but completely forgetting to include links to your actual code. Because clearly what hiring managers really care about is that you listen to Imagine Dragons while coding, not your ability to, you know, build things that work . The dark mode toggle is just the cherry on top of this portfolio sundae of misplaced priorities. The irony is that Tom and Spike are rushing toward something important while Jerry (the actual talent) trails behind - just like how those GitHub links and demo URLs are trailing behind your CSS animations and fancy scroll effects.

The Developer's Moving Priorities

Programming Webdev

1 month ago 164.2K views 0 shares

Family: "Prioritize the essentials when moving." Developers: *sets up computer in completely empty house* Let's be honest, who needs furniture when you have Wi-Fi and a functioning development environment? The bed can wait—those pull requests won't review themselves. Nothing says "I've got my priorities straight" quite like debugging code while sitting cross-legged on hardwood floors. Furniture is just decoration for the space between you and your precious machine.

Bro Had His Priorities Set Right

Gamedev Programming

1 month ago 156.2K views 0 shares

When your crush walks in during your gaming session but you're one headshot away from ranking up. That tunnel vision hits harder than a production bug at 4:59 PM on Friday. The sacred focus of a developer transcends from code to game—unbreakable, unwavering, and utterly oblivious to social opportunities. That's not poor social skills; that's commitment to completion . His brain's running a single-threaded process with no interrupt handlers.

But You Tried Something

Debugging Algorithms Programming Testing

2 months ago 139.0K views 0 shares

Ah, the noble art of optimizing garbage code! It's like meticulously rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. You've spent hours shaving milliseconds off your algorithm that fundamentally doesn't work. "Look at these beautiful O(log n) operations!" you proudly declare while your function returns completely incorrect results. At least when your manager asks why nothing works, you can confidently say, "But it fails really efficiently now!"

State Of Software Development In 2025

AI Devops Agile Programming Debugging

2 months ago 243.1K views 0 shares

The eternal tech cycle continues! In a boardroom meeting, the boss asks about new features, and two eager executives immediately jump on the buzzword bandwagon with "Blockchain!" and "A.I.!" Meanwhile, the lone sane developer suggests, "Shouldn't we fix our old bugs?" only to get promptly defenestrated from the building. The perfect illustration of how technical debt gets ignored while shiny new tech gets prioritized. That developer probably just wanted to refactor some legacy code from 2015 that's held together with duct tape and prayers. But hey, who needs functioning software when you can add blockchain to your company pitch deck?

We Know Who's Important

Javascript Webdev React Programming Frontend

2 months ago 240.2K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of the tech world in one perfect image! 😱 On the left, some poor soul announces they've literally BENT THE LAWS OF PHYSICS by creating a TIME MACHINE—you know, just casually REVOLUTIONIZING HUMAN EXISTENCE—and nobody gives a flying function about it! Meanwhile, the person on the right is absolutely SWARMED with media attention for... wait for it... "7 JavaScript libraries you should know about." SEVEN! LIBRARIES! The horror! The drama! The sheer absurdity of our priorities as a species! This is why we can't have nice things like time travel, people! We're too busy chasing the next hot npm package that will be deprecated faster than you can say "node_modules"! 💅

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