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THE ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL! You ask for a simple yes/no answer and these monsters hit you with "Well, it depends..." followed by a 17-paragraph essay that never actually answers your question! I'm just sitting here SCREAMING at my monitor because all I needed was TRUE or FALSE, not your entire life story converted to a string! The audacity of these people to return a string when a boolean would suffice is the programming equivalent of ordering a coffee and receiving an entire coffee plantation! 😭

Boolean questions should return TRUE or FALSE. That's it. No debate. No explanation. Just binary logic. But then there's that one colleague who responds with "Well, it depends..." and proceeds to write a novel-length string response that could've been a simple yes/no. The worst part? You're still parsing their answer three coffee refills later, trying to figure out if they meant true or false. It's like asking "Is this variable null?" and getting back the entire Git commit history since 2015.

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