It Was Not Meant To Be

Content 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 from time import sleep, time def add(num1, num2) : adds two positive integers HE HE TE 8 9 start time() sleep (num1) sleep (num2) return int(time() - start)

Content How did they program a programming language to program a program to program programs?

Content Dunning-Kruger Effect High Plateau of Sustainability Peak of "Mount Stupid" Confidence Slope of Enlightenment Valley of Despair Low Know nothing Competence Guru

Content Colin Armstrong colinarms HTML is 28 years old. CSS is 24 years old. JavaScript is 25 years old. 10:10 PM 14 Aug 21 Twitter Web App 271 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 2,170 Likes 17 Navdeep devnavdeep 15h Replying to colinarms So you are saying HTML was without clothes for 4 years. 3 17 1 62 Akshay Parmar TheAkshay 14h And without brain for 3 years. 2 17 1 56 8

Content Is 5 lines of code too many? Depends on the context in Java, no In Python, yes

If programming languages were weapons of choice, this is what we'd all be carrying. C++ is basically that Swiss Army knife with 500 functions you'll never use but can't throw away. JavaScript? Those kitchen scissors that somehow cut everything except what you actually need them for. Python gets the chainsaw because it chops through problems with brute simplicity (until you hit a threading issue). Meanwhile, Assembly programmers are performing surgery with precision scalpels because they're controlling every single byte like the control freaks they are. And then there's Visual Basic... literally just a spoon. Not even a sharp spoon. The kind of tool you give to the intern who can't be trusted with anything dangerous. The real joke? We're all still getting paid to use these ridiculous tools to build things that somehow run the entire world. Sleep tight!