It Was Not Meant To Be

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It Was Not Meant To Be

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Switching from Python to PyPy for that sweet performance boost only to discover it's actually slower? Classic optimization rabbit hole. That moment when your clever solution backfires spectacularly and you're left staring into the void like this cat, questioning every life decision that led you here. The universe's way of saying "nice try, smartypants" while your deadline quietly approaches in the background.

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