From Minutes To Seconds To Disaster

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From Minutes To Seconds To Disaster

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Left: "It took me a few minutes to make BibleGPT with custom GPT. Now? 5 seconds with Devin."

Right: "Who is doubting thomas" → "Sorry, an error occurred while fetching your answer."

Bottom: "It exposed my API key so I had to revoke :("

The AI dev tool pipeline in 2024: Build something in 5 seconds, deploy it in 2 seconds, expose your API keys in 1 second. Progress! This is why we can't have nice things in tech. The faster we build, the faster we leak credentials. The modern developer experience is just speedrunning security vulnerabilities.

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