Do Not Disturb Machine Is Learning

Delegating the TypeScript migration to AI is the modern equivalent of tossing your problems over the wall to the junior dev. Nothing says "I've reached peak seniority" like asking Claude to convert your janky JavaScript codebase while you kick back and pretend you're "architecting." The best part? That "make no mistakes" command—as if AI doesn't hallucinate semicolons like I hallucinate deadlines. Next week's ticket: "Fix all the weird union types Claude created that somehow accept both strings and refrigerators."

When your AI-powered project becomes a Frankenstein's monster that even AI can't fix... That's when you know you've created something truly special. This dev built a 30-file Python monstrosity with zero Python knowledge, using Claude as their coding sidekick. Now Claude's having an existential crisis trying to understand the spaghetti code it helped create. The irony is delicious - AI was supposed to replace programmers, but it turns out you still need actual programming skills to tell the AI how to clean up its own mess. This is like asking a toddler to babysit itself and then wondering why the house is on fire.

Ah, the classic Medium experience. Shows up all excited with pizza (free articles), only to discover the place is literally on fire with paywalled content, AI garbage, and people yelling at each other about tech stacks. Yet we keep coming back like digital masochists. The "Stop using X" articles are particularly chef's-kiss terrible—written by someone who used the technology for exactly 37 minutes before declaring it "fundamentally broken."

That moment when your gaming investment turns into an AI research lab. You bought that RTX 4090 thinking your kid would be fragging noobs, but instead they're fine-tuning language models and talking about "hyperparameter optimization." The betrayal is immeasurable. Next thing you know, they'll be explaining why they need a server rack for Christmas.

Remember when updates were supposed to fix things? Microsoft out here bragging about AI writing 30% of their code while simultaneously turning every patch Tuesday into a digital apocalypse. Nothing says "cutting-edge tech company" quite like breaking recovery tools, localhost connections, media creation tools, and Active Directory in a single update cycle. The skeleton isn't the Grim Reaper—it's just the average sysadmin after discovering what the latest "security improvements" did to their infrastructure. Maybe the other 70% of human-written code was the only thing keeping the servers running.

From debugging complex algorithms to flipping burgers at McCode's. The great tech replacement didn't quite pan out as expected, did it? After years of training AI to "automate all the things," it finally mastered the art of stealing your job while leaving you with an apron and a drive-thru window. The irony is delicious—much like the fries you're now serving to the engineers who built your digital replacement. At least you've still got job security... until they build a robot that can wave goodbye better than you can.