CEO Of New AI Code Editor vs Actual Product

The tech revenue showdown nobody expected! While OpenAI's impressive $3.7B looks solid in its professional attire, OnlyFans struts around in flamboyant pants with nearly double the revenue at $6.6B. Just goes to show that while we're building sophisticated AI models and neural networks, the most profitable tech isn't always the most complex. Sometimes the simplest user-generated content model wins by a landslide. Venture capitalists frantically taking notes right now: "Less transformers, more... transformations?"

Ah, the classic "asking AI to do your actual job" maneuver! This tweet perfectly showcases the modern developer's workflow: 1) Hear about LLMs 2) Immediately try to outsource your data parsing tasks that you're probably paid six figures to handle. The irony is that parsing documents between formats is literally what programming languages have been doing for decades. It's like asking "Is there a car specifically designed for driving?" while sitting in a Ferrari. Pro tip: Yes, there are LLMs for this. They're called "learning regex" and "using libraries that already exist." Revolutionary concept!

The ultimate job security plan revealed! When AI threatens to replace coders by learning from clean, logical code, just switch to the ancient developer technique of writing incomprehensible spaghetti code with zero comments. I've been writing undocumented code for 15 years, but I always thought it was because I was lazy. Turns out I was just future-proofing my career against the robot uprising. Accidental genius!

Ah, the beautiful dance of prompt engineering! This is what happens when you try to get an AI to generate a specific movie scene but keep hitting content policy walls. The user starts with a simple request for a Samuel L. Jackson meme, and watches in horror as the AI keeps multiplying characters with each attempt like it's running some bizarre cloning experiment. This is basically modern programming in 2024 - spending hours trying to phrase your request juuuust right so the AI doesn't hallucinate an entire cast reunion when you just wanted one angry dude with a gun. The final result? A perfect example of how "prompt engineering" is just fancy talk for "begging the computer to do what you actually want instead of what it thinks you want."

The ancient wizard of code has spoken! This meme brilliantly captures the moment when you're about to ask Google for help, but then remember that Stack Overflow exists. It's the digital equivalent of "shush child, the adults are speaking." Gemini might be the shiny new AI toy, but when Stack Overflow enters the chat, even advanced AI models know their place in the hierarchy. It's like watching your smart friend get absolutely schooled by that one person who's been coding since FORTRAN was cool. The "AI Overview" box in the corner just makes it *chef's kiss* perfect - like Gemini was about to explain something before Stack Overflow raised its authoritative hand of "actually, you're wrong."

Oh. My. God. That moment when your code produces a bug so SPECTACULARLY WEIRD that not even the almighty Google or ChatGPT can comprehend your suffering! 😭 You're just sitting there, staring at your monitor with that exact Mike Wazowski face, completely dead inside because you've created a glitch so unique it might as well be your tragic superpower. It's like you've discovered a new species of error that science isn't ready for. Congratulations, you broke programming in a way no one has ever broken it before! Your bug is basically the hipster of software errors - it's too obscure for mainstream debugging tools.