When I Decided To Write A Resume

Formal Frog here delivering groundbreaking news! In an era where everyone's frantically asking ChatGPT to solve their coding problems, this distinguished amphibian took the revolutionary step of... actually visiting StackOverflow. *gasp* It's like finding a developer who reads documentation before asking questions—practically extinct in the wild! The aristocratic frog represents that rare specimen who still honors the ancient traditions of copy-pasting from StackOverflow instead of having AI generate potentially hallucinated solutions.

Grammar correction in the wild. King declares himself "the dumbest man alive," only to be immediately dethroned when someone mentions "AI prompt engineering is the future." The true champion of ignorance has been found. Happens to the best of us—one minute you're the dumbest person in the room, then someone walks in talking about their revolutionary prompt that just says "make it good" with fifteen exclamation points.

Backend devs suddenly thrust into frontend work is like watching a fish try to climb a tree. The meme perfectly captures that moment when your React-allergic backend colleague has to touch CSS while the frontend dev is sipping margaritas on vacation. Meanwhile, they're also dealing with ChatGPT generating components that look functional but are secretly held together with digital duct tape. The face of pure existential dread says it all - "I didn't sign up for this flex-box nightmare!"

Ah, the classic machine learning joke that hits too close to home! Instead of having its own preferences, the ML algorithm just wants to know what everyone else is drinking—because that's literally how it works. Collaborative filtering in a nutshell. This is basically every recommendation system ever built: "I see you're a human with unique tastes and preferences. Have you considered liking exactly what everyone else likes?" Next thing you know, the algorithm is wearing the same outfit as all the other algorithms at the party.

First panel: Clippy's annoying cousin "Google Meet Assistant" pops up with those dead, soulless eyes asking if you need help analyzing your meeting for the 47th time. Second panel: You frantically close it, thinking you've finally escaped. Third panel: But wait! The AI assistants are multiplying like gremlins fed after midnight. They're everywhere now, asking if you want to "summarize this," "analyze that," or "improve your productivity" while you just want to end the damn call and go make coffee. The digital equivalent of someone asking "how's it going?" when you have headphones on and are clearly trying to avoid human interaction.

Turns out the most advanced AI was just 700 people in a trenchcoat. Builder.ai allegedly sold "AI" that was actually just outsourced developers pretending to be Natasha the chatbot. The classic "artificial" intelligence that's actually just regular intelligence with extra steps. Next revelation: ChatGPT is just a guy named Greg in a basement with really fast typing skills.