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The Requirements Are Right There

5 days ago 82.6K views 0 shares

Nothing triggers existential dread quite like that "let's schedule a call" response to your perfectly crafted, bullet-pointed email. You spent 45 minutes documenting exactly what you need, only for someone to suggest a meeting that will inevitably waste an hour of your life while they ask questions already answered in your email. The classic dev-to-dev communication breakdown – where writing things down clearly is somehow less effective than awkward Zoom small talk. Next time just send a carrier pigeon with "READ THE DAMN EMAIL" tattooed on its wings.

Whats Stopping You From Coding Like This

Backend AI Javascript Python Linux

6 days ago 77.4K views 0 shares

Whats Stopping You From Coding Like This

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Vibe Coded Random Pseudo Code

Python AI Algorithms Programming

17 days ago 275.5K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of calling this a "random" function! 🙄 Some genius decided that the PEAK of randomness is asking ChatGPT for a seahorse emoji and calling it a day. Because nothing says "unpredictable results" like the EXACT SAME RESPONSE EVERY SINGLE TIME! Honey, that's about as random as a train schedule in Switzerland. Next time just write return 4 and call it "random" – at least be honest about your commitment issues with actual randomness! 💅

Fullstack Developer: The Weather App Edition

Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend Backend

19 days ago 231.0K views 0 shares

Fullstack Developer: The Weather App Edition

When your "fullstack" resume consists of a weather app that fetches data from an API and displays it without any styling. The bare minimum functionality with localhost:8000 proudly displayed in the URL bar is the digital equivalent of saying "I know karate" after watching one YouTube tutorial. The classic "it works on my machine" energy radiates from this masterpiece of technical minimalism.

CORS On Localhost: The Ultimate Developer Betrayal

Webdev Networking Security Javascript Debugging

20 days ago 194.1K views 0 shares

CORS On Localhost: The Ultimate Developer Betrayal

When your API call ignores localhost and walks right by, but CORS swoops in like an overprotective parent saying "NOT SO FAST!" 🛑 The absolute betrayal of developing on localhost and still getting blocked by cross-origin restrictions is peak developer suffering. Your browser's just sitting there like "I know this API lives literally on the same machine, but rules are rules, buddy!"

Security Via Inconvenience

Security Webdev Networking Javascript Programming

21 days ago 167.3K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute DRAMA of web development in one perfect meme! 💅 Here we have the eternal love triangle of web requests - API and User are TOTALLY consenting to this data exchange while CORS is standing there like the ultimate party pooper screaming "I DON'T!" For the uninitiated, CORS (Cross-Origin Resource Sharing) is that INFURIATING security feature that blocks your frontend from talking to different domains. It's literally the chastity belt of web development that makes you jump through a million hoops just to GET. YOUR. DATA. And the caption? PURE GENIUS. "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?" Because honey, you can consent all you want, but if you didn't set those precious little headers right, CORS is going to SHUT. IT. DOWN. faster than you can say "Access-Control-Allow-Origin"!

That Day He Changed The World

AI Javascript Programming Python

28 days ago 219.2K views 1 shares

Behold, the moment when programming evolved from tedious logic to "just ask the AI." This genius decided that calculating 1+2 was beneath their intellectual capabilities, so they summoned OpenAI for this complex arithmetic challenge. Why waste precious brain cells on elementary math when you can burn through API credits instead? The shadowy figure below is clearly the ghost of computer science past, silently judging our descent into algorithmic laziness. Next week: using GPT-4 to determine if water is wet.

Job Site In Progress: The Web Development Food Chain

Backend Webdev Programming Frontend

1 month ago 173.9K views 0 shares

Job Site In Progress: The Web Development Food Chain

The perfect visualization of web development hierarchy. The back-end is just a bunch of folks cooking up solutions in giant cauldrons over open flames, probably muttering incantations about database optimization. Meanwhile, the front-end is this polished restaurant where everything looks pristine and organized. And then there's the APIs – fancy waitstaff in bow ties who just transfer stuff between the chaos in the kitchen and the elegant dining room, judging everyone silently while doing absolutely nothing to improve the actual food. Classic software architecture in its natural habitat.

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Security AI Javascript Programming Databases

1 month ago 217.8K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the pinnacle of security: "Let me just ask this AI if your SQL injection attack looks suspicious." It's like putting a security guard at the bank entrance who needs to call his mom before deciding if the guy in the ski mask with a gun is a threat. The best part is storing the DB credentials right there in plain text. Nothing says "enterprise-grade security" like exposing your entire database to anyone who can read code.

Just Asking Out Of Interest

Git Security Devops Programming

1 month ago 215.0K views 0 shares

The "asking for a friend" of development. Nothing says "I've already done something catastrophic" like a junior dev casually inquiring about API key removal from git history. That look from the senior dev isn't suspicion—it's the realization that the weekend is now canceled and the entire team is about to learn what a force push really means. Somewhere in the background, the company's security team just felt a disturbance in the force.

Stop Over Engineering

Security Webdev Javascript Programming Databases

1 month ago 174.8K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the "security through simplicity" approach. Why bother with REST constraints, data validation, or SQL injection protection when you can just let users execute raw queries directly against your production database? Nothing says "I trust the internet" like exposing your entire database through a single endpoint. The best part? When your company inevitably gets hacked, you can just blame it on "those pesky hackers" instead of your API that's basically a neon sign saying "DROP TABLES HERE". Bonus points for hardcoding credentials in your source code. Because who needs environment variables when you can just commit passwords directly to GitHub?

Bad Request: It's Not Me, It's You

Webdev Networking Javascript Debugging Frontend

1 month ago 203.6K views 4 shares

HTTP status codes: the passive-aggressive notes of the internet. Top panel shows the server handing over a nice "200 OK" response to the client. Everything's working, life is good. Bottom panel? Client's getting a "400 Bad Request" error, complete with that JSON error object that might as well say "it's not me, it's you." The client's face says it all - that unique mixture of confusion, rage, and existential dread that hits when your request fails but you're absolutely certain your syntax was perfect. Spoiler: it wasn't.

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