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Well, Apparently This Guy Is A Very Bad Programmer

5 hours ago 80.0K views 0 shares

The classic tale of telling someone to "learn to code" when their industry collapses, only to have it spectacularly backfire a decade later. In 2014, some smug tech bro sees a factory worker lamenting their shutdown plant and suggests coding as the magical solution to all life's problems. Fast forward to 2024, and that same person is having an absolute meltdown because AI just automated away their programming job. The irony is *chef's kiss*. The real kicker? The factory worker pivoted to welding and is now probably making bank while our former programmer is spiraling. Turns out physical trades that require hands-on skills are way harder to automate than pushing pixels around. Who would've thought that condescending career advice would age like milk in the sun?

They Just A Mob Of Slop

AI Agile Programming

1 day ago 199.1K views 0 shares

Management just discovered AI agents exist and now they think every developer should be orchestrating a swarm of them for maximum productivity. Meanwhile, you're sitting there knowing full well that these "agents" are just glorified autocomplete with delusions of grandeur. The reality? Most AI coding agents hallucinate more than a sleep-deprived junior dev on their third energy drink. They confidently generate code that looks right, sounds right, but is fundamentally broken in ways that'll take you twice as long to debug than if you'd just written it yourself. But sure, let's all pretend we're using them while we actually just write the code the old-fashioned way and nod along in the standup. Classic disconnect between what management reads in their LinkedIn feed and what actually works in production.

Perfect Reddit Screen

AI Microsoft Programming Testing

2 days ago 209.7K views 0 shares

The absolute irony is chef's kiss. You've got a post about Microsoft scaling back Copilot because nobody's using it, immediately followed by an ad for Claude Code that writes tests. It's like watching AI tools fight for relevance while developers collectively shrug and go back to Stack Overflow. The real kicker? That post has 18.6k upvotes and 2.1k comments—turns out the only thing developers love more than ignoring AI tools is dunking on them in the comments. Microsoft probably spent billions on Copilot just to discover that devs would rather suffer through writing boilerplate themselves than let an AI "help" them. Meanwhile, Claude's ad is sitting there like "Hey, we can write tests!" as if anyone actually enjoys writing tests enough to pay attention to ads about them. The juxtaposition is *perfection*—it's the tech equivalent of a weight loss ad appearing right after a post about how diets don't work.

Time Traveler Spotted

AI Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend

3 days ago 282.5K views 0 shares

Someone's trying to communicate with their computer like it's 2045 and AI has taken over web development. They're literally asking their machine to build a responsive website with big pictures, custom fonts, fancy menus with "whooosh" animations, and fast load times—all in plain English. Then signs off with "Thanks, Human" like they're the robot giving orders. The "PS no bugs :)" is chef's kiss. Yeah buddy, just tell the computer "no bugs" and they'll magically disappear. If only it worked that way. We've been trying that with our code reviews for decades. Either this person is from the future where AI does everything, or they're a client who thinks programming works like ordering at a drive-thru. Spoiler: it's probably the latter.

The Age Of AI

AI Git Programming Debugging

5 days ago 118.8K views 0 shares

Developers spent years mastering their craft, conquering segfaults, memory leaks, and production bugs without breaking a sweat. But then AI code assistants showed up, and suddenly that little green/red diff showing "+61,104 -780" lines becomes absolutely terrifying. Nothing strikes fear into a programmer's heart quite like an AI confidently refactoring your entire codebase in milliseconds. Sure, it removed 780 lines, but at what cost? What eldritch horrors lurk in those 61,104 new lines? Did it just replace your elegant algorithm with 60,000 lines of nested if statements? The real nightmare isn't that AI will replace us—it's that we have to review its pull requests.

It's Coming For My Job

AI Programming Testing Databases

10 days ago 251.5K views 0 shares

AI just casually generating a literal physical 3D holographic masterpiece of a seeded database for testing when you asked for a simple diagram. Meanwhile, you're still trying to figure out how to export your schema to PNG without it looking like garbage. The gap between what AI can produce and what we actually need is hilariously wide, yet somehow it still makes us question our job security. Like yeah, cool futuristic cityscape inside a glass cube, but can it fix the flaky integration tests that only fail on Fridays? The real kicker? Some PM is gonna see this and ask why your actual testing environment doesn't look this impressive.

#Stop AI

AI Programming

12 days ago 236.4K views 0 shares

The eternal struggle between productivity and procrastination has found its champion. Someone out there is genuinely concerned that if we keep letting AI write our code, debug our apps, and generate our boilerplate, we won't have enough time left in the day to ignore our actual work and play video games instead. Because nothing says "efficient workflow" like spending 6 hours optimizing your build pipeline so you can save 30 seconds, then immediately losing those gains to "just one more round" of whatever game is currently destroying your sleep schedule. The real fear isn't AI taking our jobs—it's AI making us so productive that we'll have no excuse left for why we didn't finish that side project we've been talking about for three years.

I'm A DevOps Engineer And This Is Deep

Devops Git Kubernetes Docker Debugging

13 days ago 274.5K views 0 shares

The DevOps pipeline journey: where you fail spectacularly through eight different stages before finally achieving a single successful deploy, only to immediately break something else and start the whole catastrophic cycle again. It's like watching someone walk through a minefield, step on every single mine, get blown back to the start, and then somehow stumble through successfully on pure luck and desperation. That top line of red X's? That's your Monday morning after someone pushed to production on Friday at 4:59 PM. The middle line? Tuesday's "quick fix" that somehow made things worse. And that beautiful bottom line of green checkmarks? That's Wednesday at 3 AM when you've finally fixed everything and your CI/CD pipeline is greener than your energy drink-fueled hallucinations. The real tragedy is that one red X on the bottom line—that's the single test that passes locally but fails in production because "it works on my machine" is the DevOps equivalent of "thoughts and prayers."

Programmers Are No Longer Needed!

AI Webdev Programming

13 days ago 219.0K views 0 shares

Every decade brings a new "revolutionary" way to make developers obsolete, yet here we are, still debugging at 3 AM. Visual Programming in the '90s promised drag-and-drop salvation, MDA in the 2000s swore models would auto-generate everything, No-Code platforms in the 2010s claimed anyone could build apps without writing a line. Now we've got "Vibe-Code" where you just describe what you want and AI does the heavy lifting. Spoiler alert: someone still needs to fix it when the AI hallucinates a database schema or generates a sorting algorithm that runs in O(n!). The pattern is clear—each generation thinks they've cracked the code to eliminate coding itself. Meanwhile, programmers keep getting paid to clean up the mess these "solutions" create. Job security through eternal optimism, baby.

No Thanks I Use AI

AI Programming

14 days ago 277.3K views 1 shares

Someone's offering you a brain but you're like "nah, I'm good" because you've got AI to do the thinking for you. The irony here is chef's kiss—rejecting actual cognitive function in favor of letting ChatGPT write your code. We've reached peak efficiency: why learn algorithms when you can just prompt engineer your way through life? Your rubber duck debugging sessions have been replaced by asking GPT to fix your bugs while you pretend to understand the solution it spits out. The brain is literally being rejected at the door while AI gets the VIP pass.

Very Close Call

Webdev Security Programming Frontend

16 days ago 199.1K views 0 shares

When reCAPTCHA almost exposes your entire automated scraping operation but you remember you're actually just a sleep-deprived developer who's been staring at code for 14 hours straight. That checkbox is basically calling you out for having the clicking pattern of a bot because your soul left your body somewhere around hour 6. The existential crisis of realizing you've become so robotic in your movements that Google's AI is genuinely questioning your humanity? *Chef's kiss* 💀

Spec Is Just Code With A Fancy Hat

Programming AI Devops Agile

21 days ago 242.9K views 2 shares

Oh honey, the DELUSION is REAL! 💅 These poor souls thinking they've discovered some revolutionary concept where we'll just "write specifications" and *poof* - code appears! The absolute DRAMA when they realize that writing a "comprehensive and precise spec" is LITERALLY JUST WRITING CODE with extra steps! It's like saying "I've invented a way to avoid cooking - I'll just write extremely detailed instructions for someone else to follow!" Congratulations, you've invented a recipe, which is STILL COOKING! The programmer's smug "It's called code" at the end is sending me to the MOON! This is the software development equivalent of reinventing the wheel and calling it a "circular motion enablement device." I cannot with these people! 😂

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