Automation Memes

Too Late To Ask What DevOps Actually Means

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Too Late To Ask What DevOps Actually Means

The classic management dilemma: "Let's hire a DevOps person" without understanding what DevOps actually is. Six months into the project, you're nodding along in meetings while secretly Googling "what is CI/CD pipeline" under the table. Meanwhile, your infrastructure is held together with duct tape and prayers, but asking basic questions now would reveal you've been faking competence this entire time. The technical debt compounds faster than your actual debt.

The Next Generation Of Developers

AI Programming Python

1 day ago 163.5K views 0 shares

Remember when we had to actually learn how to add two numbers? Now it's just OpenAI.chat("Sum of #{a} + #{b}") and call it a day. The terrifying part? This probably works better than half the arithmetic functions I've written in my 15-year career. Next they'll be asking ChatGPT to explain their own code to them during performance reviews. Evolution isn't always progress, folks.

Goodbye Sweetheart

AI Algorithms Programming

3 days ago 157.0K views 0 shares

That hollow feeling when you watch an AI model execute your former coding responsibilities with cold, algorithmic precision. There you sit, equal parts impressed and devastated, as your precious hand-crafted algorithms—once your pride and joy—are now just another task for the silicon overlord. The machine doesn't even have the decency to struggle with that tricky edge case that kept you up for three nights. Relationship status with your code: It's complicated.

When You Ask A Programmer To Apologize

Java Algorithms Programming

3 days ago 135.4K views 0 shares

Asked to apologize 1000 times, developer responds with a Java program instead of emotional labor. Classic programmer solution: automate the tedium. The code will print "Sorry babu" exactly 1001 times (that

Reset The Counter: Microsoft's AI Adventure

Microsoft AI Devops Git Programming

4 days ago 179.9K views 0 shares

Reset The Counter: Microsoft's AI Adventure

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute DRAMA of it all! Microsoft proudly announces that 30% of their code is now AI-generated, and then BOOM! 💥 Git operations are failing EVERYWHERE! It's like watching a corporate horror movie unfold in real-time! The grim reaper couldn't have timed his entrance better! One minute they're bragging about AI writing their code, and the next minute their Git operations are having an existential crisis. Coincidence? I think NOT! This is what happens when you replace human developers with AI that learned to code by copying StackOverflow answers without reading the comments! Reset the counter indeed—we've gone exactly ZERO days without a Microsoft AI disaster. The skeleton is all of us watching our repositories crumble while Microsoft's PR team frantically tries to explain that AI definitely wasn't responsible for this catastrophe. Sure, Jan. 🙄

The Automation Paradox

Programming Devops Bash Python

5 days ago 132.8K views 0 shares

The eternal programmer's dilemma: spend 20 minutes doing a boring task once, or waste an entire weekend building an elaborate automation system you'll never touch again. It's not about efficiency—it's about avoiding the soul-crushing tedium of repetitive tasks while convincing yourself that your 36-hour automation marathon was "an investment." The irony? That script will sit in a folder somewhere, gathering digital dust, while you move on to automate the next thing you could have done manually in minutes. The worst part? We'll do it again next week. Because apparently we'd rather write 500 lines of code than click the same button twice.

When Your AI Assistant Becomes Your Financial Planner

AI Webdev Programming

7 days ago 104.6K views 0 shares

When Your AI Assistant Becomes Your Financial Planner

Wanted to draw a duck, ended up with a startup and a beach house. That's what I call failing upwards. Gemini 3.0 apparently doesn't just generate code—it generates entire business plans and retirement strategies. Google's AI has officially reached the "midlife crisis financial advisor" stage of evolution. Next thing you know, it'll be suggesting you invest in NFTs of that duck you originally wanted.

The Programmer's Time Investment Strategy

Programming Devops Bash

12 days ago 79.3K views 0 shares

The Programmer's Time Investment Strategy

Spending 10 days automating a 10-minute task is the hill we die on. It's not about efficiency—it's about principle. Sure, I could just do the thing manually 600 times over the next five years, but what if I need to do it 601 times? That's when my beautiful, over-engineered solution pays off. The ROI calculation conveniently ignores the 16 hours of debugging and the fact that I'll probably leave this job before it ever breaks even. But hey, at least I didn't have to do something boring twice.

AI Can't Replace Us If Clients Stay This Dumb

AI Agile Programming Frontend Backend

16 days ago 97.5K views 1 shares

AI Can't Replace Us If Clients Stay This Dumb

Job security in the age of AI isn't about your coding skills—it's about clients who say "make it pop" and "you know what I mean" in the same breath. After 15 years of translating "I want something simple" into 47 database tables and a microservice architecture, I've realized our greatest defense against automation is clients who can't articulate what they want beyond "like Amazon but better." The day clients can write coherent requirements is the day I'll start worrying about AI taking my job.

Unfortunately Your Role Is Eliminated

AI Algorithms Math Programming

16 days ago 181.5K views 0 shares

When AI takes your job, it doesn't even have the decency to wear a suit. On the left: a tech company coldly announcing layoffs with the classic "unfortunately your role is eliminated" corporate speak. On the right: the culprit - just a neural network equation that probably cost less to run than the CEO's coffee budget. Nothing says "future of work" quite like getting replaced by some Greek letters and summation notation. The real irony? The developers who built these models are probably next on the chopping block. Talk about training your own replacement!

AI Writes 30% Of The Code, 100% Of The Bugs

Microsoft AI Windows Programming Debugging

17 days ago 185.2K views 1 shares

AI Writes 30% Of The Code, 100% Of The Bugs

That didn't take long. Microsoft brags about AI writing 30% of their code while simultaneously announcing a classic Windows bug that would make even Windows Vista blush. Nothing says "cutting edge technology" like Task Manager refusing to close and spawning duplicates until your RAM begs for mercy. The future is here folks—it's just as buggy as the past, but now we can blame the robots. Guess that GitHub Copilot subscription is really paying off.

When Matrix Multiplication Becomes Your Job Replacement