The Evolution Of Dependency Management Excuses

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When someone asks "Is it JavaScript or Python?" and the dev responds "I actually didn't write much code - just prompting" you know we've officially entered the AI era of programming. The follow-up comment "So is it javascript or python? Jesus fucking christ" is the collective frustration of every traditional developer watching their craft get reduced to chatting with an LLM. This is the new reality: devs are now prompt engineers who vibe-coded a rage/timing game by basically having a conversation with AI. The confusion about which language was even used is *chef's kiss* because it doesn't matter anymore - the AI wrote it all. Meanwhile, seasoned developers are having an existential crisis trying to figure out what stack was used while the prompt jockey is already shipping features. Welcome to 2024, where "I can code" means "I can write a really good sentence."

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The CS student proudly shows off their "Weather App" running on localhost (127.0.0.1:5500), completely oblivious that they just broadcast their IP address to the world. Except... it's just localhost! The commenter with the skull emoji thinks they've caught someone making a rookie security mistake, but they're actually the one who needs to brush up on networking basics. That IP is just pointing to their own computer—like trying to prank call yourself. Every developer's machine has this address. It's the digital equivalent of saying "I live at Home Street, in House City."