The Evolution Of Dependency Management Excuses

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This meme is poking fun at beginner developers who think they've accomplished something impressive when they've really just done something super basic. In the conversation, someone brags that they "just downloaded Cursor" (which is a code editor with AI features) and claims "anyone can be an engineer now." They follow up saying they "literally built something in minutes" which sounds impressive... But the punchline is when they share what they built: http://localhost:3000/ — which is just the default local development server address that comes pre-configured with most modern web frameworks like React, Vue, etc. It's like someone saying they "built a house" when all they did was open the front door to a pre-built home. The joke captures the dunning-kruger effect in programming where beginners sometimes don't realize how little they know. The title "aiProgrammers" adds another layer, suggesting that AI tools like Cursor are giving people a false sense of programming ability when they're just using templates or boilerplate code.

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The tiniest blue sliver in this pie chart is what actual programmer humor looks like. The massive orange chunk? That's just an endless loop of "Java bad, Python slow, JavaScript bad, senior developer is god" posts. It's basically r/programmerhumor in a nutshell—where original jokes go to die and recycled language wars thrive. The irony is that the people making these memes probably just finished their first "Hello World" tutorial and suddenly think they're qualified to roast entire programming languages. Next week they'll discover arrays and make a meme about how they start at 0.

Oh. My. GOD. Trying to debug a regex pattern is LITERALLY like being an archaeologist deciphering ancient hieroglyphics with nothing but a magnifying glass and shattered dreams! You're squinting at a wall of mystical symbols like ^(?:([A-Z])(?![A-Z])|[a-z])+$ wondering what ancient deity you offended to deserve this punishment. One wrong character and your entire application implodes into a black hole of despair. And the worst part? When you finally figure it out, you'll have absolutely NO IDEA how you did it! Future you will look at that regex and weep uncontrollably.

First half: "AI will destroy all programming jobs! Web dev is dead! DSA and MERN are obsolete! Only learn ML and chase trends! Stop coding!" Plot twist: "The more people panic and abandon ship, the more job security for those of us who know better." Classic fearmongering followed by the actual 4D chess move. Nothing creates better job security than convincing your competition to quit. The tech industry's version of "This beach is totally haunted, you should leave... alone... with all your picnic supplies."