The Evolution Of Dependency Management Excuses

Just like vampires crumble at the sight of sunlight and Superman falls to his knees before kryptonite, your seemingly robust JSON file will completely disintegrate because of a single trailing comma. Nothing says "I'm a powerful developer" quite like spending three hours debugging only to find that extra comma lurking at line 217. The compiler doesn't care about your deadline or your mental health—it just wants syntactic perfection or total annihilation. There is no in-between.

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When Stack Overflow is down and desperate times call for desperate measures... Turns out "JavaScript tutorials" on adult websites are surprisingly educational. Who knew that "Excel Column to Number" and "JavaScript Arrays" could be so... stimulating? The real kicker is the 100% satisfaction rating—clearly delivering exactly what was promised. Debugging has never been so exciting! Let's be honest, most of us have used shadier resources than this when trying to fix that one bug at 2 AM. At least these videos have better production value than most coding bootcamps.

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The bell curve of syntax pedantry! On the left, you've got the blissfully ignorant coder who just forgets semicolons entirely. On the right, the equally rare punctuation zealot who's horrified by using commas instead of periods. And in the middle? The screaming majority of us who've spent hours debugging only to find it was a missing semicolon all along. Nothing says "experienced developer" quite like the primal rage of yelling "USE AN IDE!!!" at your screen after wasting an afternoon on a syntax error that proper tooling would've caught instantly. The semicolon wars continue to claim victims daily.

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