It Shows How Many Programmers Are On Phub

The perfect embodiment of visiting r/ProgrammerHumor expecting to find sophisticated web development jokes, only to discover it's 90% "CSS bad" and "JavaScript weird" posts. That cat's face captures the exact moment of realization that what passes for "web dev humor" is just the same recycled jokes about centering divs and callback hell. The disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper 21h googling an issue and finding your own question on stack overflow from 6 months before

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Ah, corporate spin at its finest! This is the corporate PR team's playbook for turning catastrophic failures into marketing opportunities. "Customer data has been securely deleted" is just chef's kiss euphemism for "we lost everything and have no backups." My favorite is "community-driven stress testing" – because nothing says "we value our community" like letting them discover all the ways your code can spectacularly fail in production. After 15 years in this industry, I've written enough of these emails to recognize art when I see it. Remember folks, it's not "getting hacked" – it's just "backup powered by our volunteers" (aka random people on the dark web).

Content How does that even work? Your public key is stored on whatever secure thing you want to access, and your private key is kept only by you. Then basically you connect to that secure thing, and your private key "combines" with your public key and if they match as a pair it grants you access bruh My public key is on my front door. My private key is in my pocket. WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST CALL THIS A LOCK AND KEY??? oh man OH MAN