It Shows How Many Programmers Are On Phub

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6 months ago 179,010 views 1 shares

It Shows How Many Programmers Are On Phub

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Well, well, well... turns out programmers aren't just spending their nights debugging code! This meme reveals the shocking economics of educational content on different platforms - with Pornhub paying nearly 3x more per million views than YouTube. No wonder so many devs are "researching neural networks" at 2 AM! The real algorithm everyone's trying to crack is how to explain technical concepts while keeping viewers' hands... on their keyboards. Clearly, the path to monetization is understanding your audience's... um... "engagement metrics." 😏

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