Yes Itisalivein 2025

Found in the wild depths of npm: a package called "react-buttplug" that connects React to... well, exactly what you think. The description "Here there be WASM" is the cherry on top of this cursed sundae. The fact that someone spent actual development hours creating a React provider for Buttplug.io (a real "intimate hardware" API) and then published it with that name is peak developer humor. Five years later and zero dependents - shocking absolutely no one. This is what happens when you tell developers "you can build anything" without adding "but please don't."

Ah, the eternal tech love triangle. Frontend developers get all the glory, passionately embracing users with their shiny buttons and smooth animations. Meanwhile, backend developers (portrayed as Wolverine) just stand there stoically, watching from afar while keeping the entire system from imploding. The backend dev is the unsung hero who makes everything actually work while the frontend dev gets all the compliments for making things pretty . "Your website looks amazing!" Nobody ever says "Wow, your database queries are so efficient!" And yet, without the backend, that romantic frontend-user relationship would crash and burn faster than a JavaScript framework after npm update.

The bread hierarchy has spoken! Behold the programming language bakery where HTML is that one weird flat bread that didn't rise properly because surprise it's not even a programming language—it's a markup language! Meanwhile, Python, Java, C++, PHP, and C# are all fluffy, fully-risen loaves ready to handle actual computation logic. The bread metaphor is painfully accurate—HTML provides structure but can't "do" anything without JavaScript kneading some life into it. Next time someone claims HTML is their favorite programming language, just point to this carb-loaded taxonomy chart.

Top panel: Developer smugly thinking they're writing masterful code. Bottom panel: Reality check - they're just watching a loading spinner while ChatGPT does all the work. It's the modern equivalent of putting your feet up while the intern does your job. Except now the intern is an AI that doesn't complain about coffee runs or need college credit.

Ah yes, the classic "accidental SQL injection" presentation fail. Someone thought they were being clever highlighting the first letter of each CRUD operation, only to spell out a rather unfortunate four-letter word on stage. The presenter probably didn't notice until the snickering started from the back row. Nothing says "professional database lecture" quite like accidentally dropping an S-bomb in 72-point font. Bet that slide got updated faster than you can say "WHERE clause=embarrassment".

The eternal PHP framework migration that never happens. Two devs locked in an epic Laravel vs Symphony ping-pong match while new hires gradually realize they've joined a company stuck in framework purgatory. The best part? They're still using this "we're about to migrate" line as a recruiting tactic. It's like telling someone you're "about to start that diet" for 7 years straight. The codebase is probably held together with duct tape, prayers, and deprecated functions at this point.