Don't We All

github Programmer struggles Developer life Side projects Procrastination Project ideas Unfinished code Abandoned repositories Pet projects

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Don't We All

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The eternal developer paradox: a mind full of brilliant GitHub repositories that will never see the light of day. We all have that folder of half-started projects with incredible READMEs and zero commits. "I should just end it tbh fam" perfectly captures that moment when you realize your 15th revolutionary app idea will join the graveyard of your other 14 revolutionary app ideas. The cat's judging stare is basically your conscience watching you open a new VS Code window instead of finishing literally anything else.

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