Every "Can You Help Me Fix It" Guy's Code Be Like

Spaghetti code Code horror Debugging nightmare Arabic code Nested hell Variable names Programming disasters Code review Help me fix Unreadable code

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Every "Can You Help Me Fix It" Guy's Code Be Like

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This code looks like it was written by someone who learned programming through a fever dream and a ouija board. The Arabic variable names mixed with deeply nested parentheses create a perfect storm of "please kill it with fire." It's the digital equivalent of opening your friend's fridge and finding a container labeled "DO NOT OPEN" from 2019. When someone sends you this asking "can you help me fix it?" the only appropriate response is to fake your own death and move to another country.

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