Are They Friends? Java And JavaScript's Dramatic Relationship Status

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Are They Friends? Java And JavaScript's Dramatic Relationship Status

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Oh. My. GOD! The absolute AUDACITY of asking if Java and JavaScript are friends! 💅 These two languages share a name like estranged siblings forced to attend the same family reunion. Despite what clueless recruiters think, they have about as much in common as a penguin and a palm tree! JavaScript is all "I run in browsers and do whatever I want" while Java stands there with its strict typing and compilation, HORRIFIED at JavaScript's chaotic lifestyle choices. Their relationship status? It's not just complicated—it's downright HOSTILE. The Star Trek uniform aesthetic just makes this family feud even more deliciously dramatic!

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