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Chaotic Evil: The Dark Art Of Buffer Overflow

Chaotic Evil: The Dark Art Of Buffer Overflow
Look at this absolute psychopath writing a function that masquerades as addition but secretly performs dark magic with buffer overflows. The evil genius is using array indexing on a static buffer with arbitrary inputs, dereferencing pointers, and then subtracting the buffer's address from the result. This isn't addition—it's a ticking time bomb disguised as math. The dramatic lighting and quill pen really sell it. Nothing says "I'm about to crash your entire system" like writing memory-corrupting C code by candlelight like some kind of deranged 18th-century villain. Somewhere a security engineer just felt a cold shiver down their spine.

The Best Few Lines Of Code I've Seen For A While

The Best Few Lines Of Code I've Seen For A While
BEHOLD! The most exquisite example of "it's not a bug, it's a feature" I've ever witnessed in my ENTIRE LIFE! 😂 This magnificent function claims to validate emails but actually does NOTHING of the sort! If it can't validate? Just assume it's valid! If the filter function doesn't exist? VALID! The ultimate "this is fine" meme in code form. Somewhere, a security expert is having heart palpitations while a project manager is celebrating how quickly this ticket was closed. Pure. Evil. Genius.

Yes Itisalivein 2025

Yes Itisalivein 2025
Flash is the tech equivalent of a zombie apocalypse survivor. Adobe officially killed it in 2020, but here it is in 2025, crawling back from the grave with that red logo turned blue like it's wearing a disguise. "I lived, b*tches!" The number of legacy systems still running Flash is the real horror story here. Some ancient enterprise app is probably keeping the entire financial sector hostage with its Flash dependency. The developers who can maintain it are either retired or charging consultant rates that would make a surgeon blush.