No Need For More

Work-life balance Minimalism Startup culture Efficiency Tech priorities Developer lifestyle Bachelor pad Coding cave Sleep optional

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The quintessential developer habitat in its purest form. Computer desk in one corner, mattress on the floor in the other. Why waste precious time on furniture when you could be debugging that infinite loop? The proximity between bed and workstation ensures maximum efficiency—roll out of "bed," slide 6 feet to chair, code for 18 hours, collapse back onto mattress. Repeat until startup acquired or mental breakdown, whichever comes first. Interior designers hate this one simple trick!

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