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Content Python is the easier language to learn. No brackets, no main. You get errors for writing an extra space

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A software engineer without the holy trinity of dev peacocking? Impossible. We've all become walking billboards for our employers, mechanical keyboard enthusiasts, and laptop sticker collectors. It's practically our uniform at this point. The true horror isn't the missing swag—it's using the default IDE. No custom theme, no obscure plugins, no 47 keyboard shortcuts that make your coworkers think you're hacking the Pentagon. That's not a developer, that's an alien studying human behavior.

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The existential dread of writing code that functions despite violating every principle of computer science. That moment when your horrific spaghetti code passes all tests and you're left wondering if you're a genius or if you've just created a time bomb that will detonate during a client demo. It's like finding out your car runs perfectly fine without oil – sure, you're moving forward, but at what cost to your sanity and future employment?