No Need For More

Minimalism Developer lifestyle Work-life balance Startup culture Bachelor pad Coding cave Tech priorities Efficiency Sleep optional

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No Need For More

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The quintessential developer habitat in its purest form. Computer desk in one corner, mattress on the floor in the other. Why waste precious time on furniture when you could be debugging that infinite loop? The proximity between bed and workstation ensures maximum efficiency—roll out of "bed," slide 6 feet to chair, code for 18 hours, collapse back onto mattress. Repeat until startup acquired or mental breakdown, whichever comes first. Interior designers hate this one simple trick!

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