Adobe Memes

2026 In Software

18 days ago 99.9M views 0 shares

Adobe walks into the room like they own the place, all smiles and confidence. Then the entire dev community collectively decides to beat the absolute crap out of them. Cut to: Rockstar Games and Microsoft nervously sweating in an elevator, wondering if they're next on the hit list. The prophecy has spoken. Adobe's aggressive Creative Cloud pricing, constant subscription pushes, and that delightful habit of making software heavier than a black hole has finally pushed developers past their breaking point. Meanwhile, Rockstar and Microsoft are just trying to blend into the wallpaper, hoping everyone forgets about GTA VI taking a decade to release and Windows 11's... everything. Plot twist: By 2026, we'll all be using open-source alternatives and pretending we never needed these companies anyway. Right? Right...?

Great News Everyone Some Agents Came Together And Built Us A Replacement So We Can Finally Cancel Our Adobe Subscriptions

AI Programming

19 days ago 29.3M views 0 shares

Great News Everyone Some Agents Came Together And Built Us A Replacement So We Can Finally Cancel Our Adobe Subscriptions

AI agents have apparently decided to tackle humanity's greatest challenge: building a Photoshop alternative so we can escape Adobe's subscription prison. The door literally says "ADOBE" but with that chaotic, hand-drawn energy that screams "we totally know what we're doing." Nothing says "production-ready software" quite like AI agents collaborating unsupervised. I'm sure their version will have perfectly intuitive UX, zero bugs, and definitely won't hallucinate random filters that turn your client's logo into a psychedelic nightmare. Can't wait to see the licensing terms written by a neural network that thinks copyright is just a spicy regex pattern. But hey, if it saves us $54.99/month and only crashes twice a day instead of Adobe's usual once a day, I'd call that progress.

Bring Me 1 Person Who Actually Loves Adobe

AI Programming Frontend

22 days ago 246.5M views 0 shares

Bring Me 1 Person Who Actually Loves Adobe

Adobe's business strategy flowchart right here. They had two perfectly reasonable options: sell Photoshop or PS5 games. Instead, they chose the corporate villain route—jack up prices and enshittify everything. But wait, there's more! They invested trillions in AI, and now their angry customers are literally reverse engineering their own software using that same AI. It's like they speedran "How to Make Your Users Hate You 101" and got a world record. The irony is chef's kiss: pour billions into AI tech, only to have it weaponized against you by the very people you've been price-gouging for years. Nothing says "sustainable business model" quite like training your customers to replace you.

Why Do People Not Prefer Adobe Anymore?

Webdev

2 months ago 71.6M views 0 shares

So good people get a dignified burial, bad people get a dignified burial, but the genius who decided to turn Adobe's perfectly fine one-time purchase software into a soul-draining monthly subscription? That person gets YEETED INTO THE OCEAN. And honestly? Justice has been served. Remember when you could just... buy Photoshop? Like a normal product? For money? Once? Those were simpler times. Now you're basically renting pixels at $54.99/month until the heat death of the universe. Want to edit one photo? That'll be a 12-month commitment, bestie. It's like a gym membership except instead of not going to the gym, you're just hemorrhaging money for software you use twice a year to remove your ex from vacation photos. The entire creative industry collectively groaned when Adobe Creative Cloud became mandatory. Now we're all out here learning GIMP, Affinity, and whatever free alternatives exist just to avoid selling our kidneys for layer masks.

Gamers Are Everywhere....

Gamedev Windows

5 months ago 846.8K views 0 shares

When your boss says "no games on the company PC" but you've got Adobe After Effects, Photoshop, Premiere Pro, and Valorant sitting right there on your desktop. The boss rolls up and spots that Valorant icon nestled between your "legitimate work software" like it's perfectly normal. Classic move—hiding in plain sight. Sure boss, I need Valorant for... uh... testing the company's network latency? Validating our firewall rules? Researching competitive user engagement metrics? The creative professional's toolkit has expanded, apparently. That side-eye says it all. You're not fooling anyone, but hey, at least you're committed to the bit. Nothing says "productive employee" quite like a 60GB tactical shooter sandwiched between your video editing suite.

This Is Jehan Pages, The Top Developer Behind Gimp, A Free Open Source Photo Editor. Adobe Executives Hate Jehan. Because Of His Hard Work, Adobe Lost Millions Of Dollars

Linux Programming

9 months ago 603.6K views 7 shares

This Is Jehan Pages, The Top Developer Behind Gimp, A Free Open Source Photo Editor. Adobe Executives Hate Jehan. Because Of His Hard Work, Adobe Lost Millions Of Dollars

Behold the absolute MENACE to Adobe's subscription empire! Here stands Jehan Pages, the legendary developer who dared to make professional-grade photo editing accessible to mere mortals without requiring a monthly blood sacrifice to the Creative Cloud gods. While Adobe executives are out there charging $54.99/month for Photoshop, Jehan's over here maintaining GIMP like "what if people could just... edit photos... for FREE?" The audacity! The betrayal! The absolute CHAOS this man has unleashed upon Adobe's quarterly earnings reports! Sure, GIMP's UI might look like it time-traveled from 2003 and the learning curve is steeper than Mount Everest, but you know what? It costs exactly zero dollars and zero cents. That's the sound of Adobe's CFO crying into their expensive latte. Real talk: Open source heroes like Jehan are the reason we still have choices in software. Mad respect to everyone who contributes to FOSS projects while giant corporations are trying to subscription-ify literally everything we touch.

Just Don't Tell Richard

Linux Programming

1 year ago 517.9K views 0 shares

Secretly running proprietary software on a Linux system is the tech equivalent of smuggling contraband. The finger-to-lips gesture says it all: "I know Richard Stallman would have a meltdown if he saw this, but what he doesn't know won't hurt him." The irony of betraying the open-source gospel while still benefiting from its blessings is the daily hypocrisy many Linux users live with. Freedom is great until you need that one Adobe product that just works.

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Stealth Gaming: The Adobe Suite Edition

Gamedev Frontend

1 year ago 326.3K views 1 shares

The ultimate workplace camouflage technique - hiding Valorant among Adobe apps. Because nothing says "I'm definitely working on that design project" like having a tactical shooter disguised as just another creative tool. The boss walks by and sees a screen full of Adobe icons, while you're actually planting spikes and getting headshots. The stealth level is truly maxed out when your excuse for yelling "CLUTCH!" is "just excited about this Photoshop filter."

The Divine Right Of Piracy

Webdev Frontend Programming

1 year ago 381.6K views 0 shares

Ah, the subscription model. Adobe's prices are so high they've single-handedly funded more piracy than a Caribbean rum festival. When your monthly Photoshop fee costs more than your car payment, suddenly that torrent site doesn't seem so sketchy. The best DRM protection Adobe ever created was making their software too expensive for anyone to afford legitimately. Fun fact: Adobe's subscription model was actually designed by the same person who invented printer ink pricing - Satan.

The Great Tech Stack Escape

C++ Gamedev Linux Unity Windows

1 year ago 545.2K views 1 shares

Patrick claims "C/C++ is a deprecated language" while SpongeBob looks horrified holding an Unreal Engine shield. Then SpongeBob runs into a series of tech ecosystems—first encountering Unity, then Windows, followed by a keyboard graveyard of programming languages, and finally Adobe design tools. The journey ends with SpongeBob escaping to the safety of Linux, where he can breathe again. It's basically the digital equivalent of telling a chef "knives are obsolete" and watching them sprint through the culinary world trying to find someone who agrees. Spoiler: they end up at a Linux commune where everyone makes their own knives from scratch.

Guess I'm A Boomer

Programming Cloud Webdev

1 year ago 343.8K views 0 shares

Ah, the radical concept of *checks notes* owning what you pay for! Remember the ancient times when you'd buy Photoshop on a CD-ROM and it was just... yours? Now Adobe's subscription model has your credit card in a chokehold while whispering "it's for the updates, baby." The SaaS revolution turned software from products into hostage situations. "That'll be $14.99/month for features you'll use twice a year. Cancel anytime! (But your files become useless if you do.)" The real irony? The younger generation thinks this subscription madness is normal while us "boomers" are over here screaming into the void about perpetual licenses. If expecting ownership after payment makes me a boomer, then hand me my orthopedic shoes and early bird dinner special—I'll wear both with pride.

Yes Itisalivein 2025

Webdev Frontend Javascript Security Programming

1 year ago 476.5K views 0 shares

Flash is the tech equivalent of a zombie apocalypse survivor. Adobe officially killed it in 2020, but here it is in 2025, crawling back from the grave with that red logo turned blue like it's wearing a disguise. "I lived, b*tches!" The number of legacy systems still running Flash is the real horror story here. Some ancient enterprise app is probably keeping the entire financial sector hostage with its Flash dependency. The developers who can maintain it are either retired or charging consultant rates that would make a surgeon blush.

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