Adobe Memes

Ah, the radical concept of *checks notes* owning what you pay for! Remember the ancient times when you'd buy Photoshop on a CD-ROM and it was just... yours? Now Adobe's subscription model has your credit card in a chokehold while whispering "it's for the updates, baby." The SaaS revolution turned software from products into hostage situations. "That'll be $14.99/month for features you'll use twice a year. Cancel anytime! (But your files become useless if you do.)" The real irony? The younger generation thinks this subscription madness is normal while us "boomers" are over here screaming into the void about perpetual licenses. If expecting ownership after payment makes me a boomer, then hand me my orthopedic shoes and early bird dinner special—I'll wear both with pride.

The legendary PSD rant—a sacred text among developers who've battled Adobe's Photoshop format. This poor soul's descent into madness is documented with surgical precision, from comparing PSD to a format so bad it would insult JPEG to fantasizing about launching specs into the sun. The comment escalates from professional frustration to cosmic vengeance with the eloquence of someone who's clearly spent too many nights debugging inconsistent byte alignments. It's basically the developer equivalent of a villain origin story.