Firefox For The Win

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Firefox For The Win

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The existential horror when your muscle memory betrays you and launches Chrome instead of Firefox. That face isn't disgust—it's the realization that Google just received another data point about your existence. Firefox users treat Chrome like vegans treat McDonald's—something that makes them physically recoil while simultaneously feeling morally superior. The browser wars aren't just about performance anymore; they're about which tech overlord gets to know your embarrassing 2AM searches. And yes, I'm judging you for having both installed.

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