When The Intern Commits Code

You know that feeling when you review a pull request from the new hire and it's somehow working but also violating every law of software engineering simultaneously? That's what we're looking at here. The bike represents the existing codebase—functional, tested, gets you from A to B. Then the intern decides to "optimize" one module and suddenly you've got a Frankenstein contraption with a rollerblade bolted to a bicycle. Does it work? Technically yes. Should it exist? Absolutely not. Will it pass code review? Not on my watch. But hey, at least they're enthusiastic about shipping features.